My balls are sticking to my legs 

A phrase women don't understand, they simply give a face of repulse to this phrase.

On a hot and humid day a man's genitals will chemically fuse to his legs in a hot sweaty mesh. Of which time said man will state this line.

Tom Cruise: Why didn't you bang her last night, man? She totally wanted you!

George W. Bush: I know man, but I told her that my balls are sticking to my legs. No chance I would've gone through with that going on.

Tom Cruise: Yeah, true ... California summers.

George W. Bush: California summers ...

My balls are sticking to my legs by Nutthead June 21, 2010

spicking it up 

When a person (usually, but not necessarily, of Latin descent) who otherwise speaks in unaccented English suddenly has a very heavy accent for a Spanish word or name in a sentence.

Person A: "Hey guys, I'll be right back, I'm going to go get a PEENYATTA for Timmy's birthday party."

Person B: "Stop spicking it up John, you spent like one semester in Ibiza."

spicking it up by craftj2 November 29, 2012

Broom-sticking 

The act of placing a broom out on the front porch to signal that your spouse is gone on deployment. This was a signal that you were horny and looking for sex or you where whoring yourself out for some extra cash. This was predominantly practiced on the NAS Lemoore before important people caught on to the practice.

Sailor Jimmy: so I was driving through housing yesterday and Captain smith house always has a broom on the front porch.

Sailor billy: yeah man, his wife is broom-sticking. While the old man is away, she does sexual favors for money.

Broom-sticking by Mr. squeaky butthole July 8, 2018

sticking

when a guy ejaculates on the chest of a woman and leaves his penis there until his penis is stuck on the woman's chest/breasts.

Sticking her was an awesome idea and felt great.

sticking by docker69 August 2, 2010

Sticking Out Your Gyat For The Rizzler 

A nonsensical phrase often used by Gen Alpha kids, includes/ is a combination of the memes: Skibidi Toilet, Gyat, Rizz, Sigma, ohio, & Fanum Tax., Oftentimes they don't seem to know what the phrase actually means, but some do.

Gen alpha: Sticking out your gyat for the rizzler, your so skibidi, your so fanum tax, i just wanna be your sigma, freaking come here, give me ur ohio. Actual sane person: I need a therapist, I cant take this shit anymore

Sticking Out Your Gyat For The Rizzler by SkibidiGyatt2010 October 31, 2023

drunky snacking 

The act of gorging oneself on nutritionally deficient foodstuffs while in an intoxicated state. An ideal accompaniment to a brannigan and usually enacted by some pirate bobbing or by going to one of the ever present foodstalls along the route to ones house. Bonus points are awarded if the drunky snacking is done on the metre of a taxi one is later going to pull a runbun on.

Charlie Brown: Hey did you do any drunky snacking last night Rubble D?
Rubble D: Dag yo, I finished like 50 pounds of dirty underwear, still feeling the fibres in my teeth yo.
Charlie B: Thats wack
Rubble D: Wiggety Wack
Charlie B: No just regular type...

drunky snacking by The Snackmaster October 18, 2006

joy sticking 

To be getting a hand job while your girls behind you while your playing x box 360. while your homie is right next to you

remember. About last night how we were joy sticking lastnight

joy sticking by Josh mahute July 6, 2010