A highly complex sexual maneuver involving a crane, various engines, nautical equipment and fire. Its origin is unknown, and it has only been performed once in the history of mankind. While the exact procedure remains unclear, it continues to be recognized as one of the world's most dangerous sexual acts.
Kevin: Dude, Mike was the only one to perform the Puerto Ricansledgehammer and survive. He came out of it with just a broken wrist!
Max: Boobies!
The act of laying the erect penis along the buttcrack and essentially titty banging the butt-cheeks. This takes place until ejaculation, resulting in a winter wonderland.
Elliot: No Dr. Murray, I don't want any fries to go with this shake. I don't even know what that means.
Noelle: Excuse me, Dr. Reid
Elliot: What, you want to ask me how many ceiling tiles I've counted this week, or maybe you just want to call me a name like tramp or ho or slesident, which apparently is half slut and half resident