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The Puerto Rican Sledgehammer  

A highly complex sexual maneuver involving a crane, various engines, nautical equipment and fire. Its origin is unknown, and it has only been performed once in the history of mankind. While the exact procedure remains unclear, it continues to be recognized as one of the world's most dangerous sexual acts.
Kevin: Dude, Mike was the only one to perform the Puerto Rican sledgehammer and survive. He came out of it with just a broken wrist!
Max: Boobies!
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Bob Sledding

The act of laying the erect penis along the buttcrack and essentially titty banging the butt-cheeks. This takes place until ejaculation, resulting in a winter wonderland.
If you'd like to titty fuck her, but her boobs are too small, try Bob Sledding.
Bob Sledding by wtfdeejay October 18, 2011

Slesident 

A mix between the words resident and slut. First used in the television show Scrubs.
Elliot: No Dr. Murray, I don't want any fries to go with this shake. I don't even know what that means.
Noelle: Excuse me, Dr. Reid
Elliot: What, you want to ask me how many ceiling tiles I've counted this week, or maybe you just want to call me a name like tramp or ho or slesident, which apparently is half slut and half resident
Slesident by Georgefdgarege January 23, 2006

sleestack 

unattractive female (usually found in seedy bars or trailer parks), on the sexual prowl for unwitting victims.
sleestack by Anonymous June 7, 2003

shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds

Texas slang for someone who is shaking with tremors.
That dude was so cold he was 'shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.'

sleesburg 

a town located in lake county fl. known for being pretty sleezy and full of sluts. this is why there are outbreaks always being alerted in that city!
you dont want to go to Sleesburg its full of sluts!
sleesburg by Mack1308 January 26, 2011