Skip to main content

A Seymour 

A blowy, non inclusive of ball cupping.

Henry VIII was famously against his testicles being handled. Many of his wives were divorced or beheaded before they could learn about this potentially life threatening preference. Jane Seymour, the third wife of Henry VIII, was the only wife to get this right but sadly died shortly after the birth of Edward VI.
1. 'The wife gave me an excellent seymour last night.'

2. 'I wish my wife wouldn't always give me a seymour, my knackers could do with a fondle once in a while.'
A Seymour by Mr Bahaha August 31, 2014

amy seymour 

Amy Seymour is a badass chick who aint afraid to tell it llike it is. shes a sassy gal who, if u push the wrong buttons, can destroy your will to live, she is loving and caring to her friends and family, but if u do anything to hurt her or her bffs, she will make sure u know that she doesnt like you, THE HARD WAY. Amy is always nice at first but dont mess with Amy Seymour!! P.S She is also best friends with Jasmine Green:)
Amy Seymour Is awesome sauce 101!
amy seymour by Harley.G April 21, 2018
The twitter account that is secretly used by Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson to communicate with eachother and for the fans to see without Modest! finding out.
Girl: Hey! Have you heard about the Seymour account?

Other girl: Yeah!! It's so obvious that its Harry and Louis.
Seymour by A.W_06 May 5, 2020

Hannah Seymour 

the biggest hoe you’ll ever meet. homie hopping slut
hannah seymour is such a homie hopper.
Hannah Seymour by fuckmegobonas11 October 16, 2021

lilly seymour

Lilly seymour is a girl who has man hands man shoulders man legs and is basically a man so lilly seymour is a man
Emmah:I’m hanging out with Lilly seymour
Person: isn’t that the man hands girl
lilly seymour by Emmah33217 February 27, 2022

Semour Asscrack 

a person who really needs to buy a belt because their ass is always hanging out of their pants
dude theres a semour asscrack back there, dont turn around whatever you do!