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British slang term describing something cool. Originating from the term 'quite safe', but carries greater significance.
1. 'Dude those red chinos are q-safe'

2. 'Did you actually get with that model bro, that's q-safe!'
q-safe by Prof. Ahern August 25, 2012
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Zombie Safety Count 

Your personal "zombie safety count" is based upon how many full force swings you can make with either a bat or a machete against an upright, free-standing wood log. You swing the bat/machete against the log until you tire: the number of full-force swings is your "Zombie Safety Count", roughly how large a group of zombies you can effectively handle before you're overwhelmed.

The notion being that if a zombie apocalypse breaks out and you're not armed with a firearm, you're going to be swinging for the fences .... at least for a little while.
I went outside today with my bat, hit the log and realized my zombie safety count is rather low: 3 swings and my hands hurt beyond belief and I couldn't lift the bat any more. I'm dead meat.
Zombie Safety Count by Necropology October 17, 2012

sissy safe 

adj.

Indicates content that is in keeping with the guidelines of sissy training, primarily the prohibition from seeing female nudity.
If you want to see naked chicks, avoid sissy safe porn because all the titties, booties, and pussies are clothed, censored, or covered with black boxes or dick pics.

safety meeting 

Code for when you're going to smoke pot while at work.
"Yo, Chad, we're having a safety meeting in the walk-in cooler in 5 minutes."
safety meeting by lance January 27, 2004

safeword 

A safeword conserns BDSM sexual acts. In BDSM, begging to stop increases pleasure and reality. A safeword is used to actually mean "stop", since screams for stop aren't sincere. The safeword is usually a normal word, like "pink", "banana", or "door" and is determined before starting play.
Jan: Tonight's safeword is "music".
Rob: Oh no! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
Jan: Ooh, you've been a naughty boy.
Rob: Please, I'm begging you!
...
Rob: Music.
Jan: Alright, enough for tonight you filthy boy.
safeword by hyenaste September 27, 2005

Safe girls 

A term used by self proclaimed queen bees who ironically have lost their status or never had it to begin with, yet remain completely oblivious of their demotion in society. These former queen bees use the term Safe Girls to derogatorily describe the ex’s new girlfriend in an attempt to discredit the new girlfriend’s beauty and intelligence and to encourage others to buy into her fantasy that she, the queen bee, is not the trifling, insignificant, bitter person she has become.
Hey I heard your ex started dating again and that she is smart and beautiful!

Oh I met her. She’s just one of his safe girls. He wishes he was with me.
Safe girls by Lil’ Monster July 8, 2020