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Bob Ross 

Modern painter and telivison teacher. Known for his large, white-man 'fro, punctual 30 minute painting sessions, and soothing voice. Often refers to the inanimate objects (trees, rocks, mountians etc.) he is painting as real and lonely, whereby out of pity he will paint another inanimate object as a 'friend' to the first. Paints against an all black background and is often shown on PBS in the wee hours of the morning.
"My botany Professor talks exactly like Bob Ross. He keeps calling flowers and trees 'happy' and placing them near each other because he claims they will become friends. And cause of his voice, I have yet to stay awake for an entire lecture."
Bob Ross by kwashia February 1, 2005

Bob Rossing 

To make something (extremely) hard look extremely easy.
Guy 1: Holy crap, he's making that kind of pwnage look like 1, 2, 3.

Guy 2: Yeah, he's really Bob Rossing that thing.
Bob Rossing by Bigbobo47 January 11, 2008
What Lead Bagger says to you...but only if you look like Ross from "Friends". An irreversible nickname.
Ross: "Sup bud."
Lead Bagger: "Sup Ross."

*Later*
Ross: "Thanks bud."
Lead Bagger: "Ok Ross." *looks and smiles*
Ross: *laughs like a little girl*
Ok Ross by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021

Ross Lynch

someone who should take their shirt off
ross lynch should take his shirt off
Ross Lynch by Weston Lynch May 28, 2018

Rosscott's Law 

The faster the computer, the faster it can go wrong.
Rosscott's Law burned me when my new computer crashed not less than a day after I purchased it.
Rosscott's Law by Ixra July 20, 2009

Bob Ross and Chill 

Nearly identical to Netflix and Chill, except that Bob Ross's "The Joy of Painting" is always the viewing material. Once engaged in sexual activity, the participants must look at the TV screen every so often to gasp in wonder at the magnificent masterpiece unfolding before their eyes.
Man 1: I invited Jenny over for Bob Ross and Chill last night.

Man 2: How was it?

Man 1: It was amazing! He painted a windmill in a peaceful valley with... Oh... You mean Jenny?
Bob Ross and Chill by OfAaron3 March 23, 2016