Tardo Retardo 

1. One who acts like a tardo but is not certifiably retarded.

2. You have your suspicions but you just can't prove they are indeed retarded.

"OMG Kelly, Tardo Retardo was licking the frost off my car windows this morning!"

Tardo Retardo by TB_26 February 27, 2009

functionally-retarded

Adjective describing a person(s) who has just enough brain cells to survive; devoid of common sense and mental aptitude.

Dave is such a tool. I bet he can't even wipe his own ass. He's functionally-retarded.

People suck. Most of the general public is functionally-retarded.

functionally-retarded by Brett319 June 17, 2008

fucking retarded 

adj. - Used to describe any person place or thing which emphatically displays the symptoms of a severe mental handicap or an origin in the same.

You're fucking retarded for even looking this shit up. You know that, right?

...Fucking retard....

fucking retarded by Time Devourer December 19, 2007

retardest 

For people who are too lazy to say "most retarded".

"I've just heard the retardest song!"

retardest by xxshizzamxx January 3, 2009

emotionally retarded 

Adj. used to describe someone who is incapable of understanding or communicating their true feelings or emotions.
1. Emotionally ignorant to the various levels of emotion. Only expresses emotion in black or white - angry or happy. Doesn’t know how to differentiate the emotional shades of gray in between.
2. Often afraid that people will look down on them for expressing their true emotions.
3. Tend to convince themselves that they are feeling a certain way to cover up their true feelings.

Every time my sister is upset about something she says she's angry without analyzing that anger is a reaction that stems from hurt, disappointment, or sadness. She's so out of tune with her feelings that she's emotionally retarded!

emotionally retarded by Crysco December 29, 2007

Retarded retard 

A retard that is so retarded this retard must be called a retarded retard.

Retarded retard

Retarded retard by the random. October 10, 2021

Mentally Retarded 

Fortnite players.
If seen in public please mercy kill, so that the infection does not spread.

How many mentally retarded organisms have you shot down

Mentally Retarded by D1ngleb33ry May 28, 2019