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Einstein's theory of relative titty 

The more closely related to you a female is, the larger her breasts have to be for you to be enticed to get all incestual with her. As it is generally frowned upon in most cultures to bome one's sister, said sister's breasts would need to be the size of basketballs in order to tempt one into doing so. However, a fourth cousin twice removed might have non-existent breasts, but one would have no qualms about shagging her, as the two parties share only a dash of genetic material (in her vagina).
'Dude, Einstein's theory of relative titty is definitely factual as no sooner had Mum had her double D boob job, then I was on top of her sending my penis back from whenst it came (her vagina). Then I came.'

repetitive 

Doing something many time, usually to get on somebodies nerves or to think you are cool.
Ashley wears her white beater repetitively because she thinks shes cool.
repetitive by cuckster May 18, 2006

relative humidity 

The sweat that drips off your balls when you bang your sister-in-law.
"The relative humidity was way high at my cousin's wedding".
relative humidity by Mysteron August 4, 2003

Relative Humidity 

The sweat that forms on your balls when you're fucking your sister. May also be applied when fucking your hot female cousin, i.e. incest.
The relative humidity went up as soon as mom & dad left for the evening and I slid into my sister.
Relative Humidity by Bushpig61 September 5, 2010

My relatives are so fucking annoying

I want them out of my fucking life

My relatives are so fucking annoying

Repetitive And Pointless 

Repetitive and Pointless = Rap

The most retarded type of music to ever hit the radio. Rap usually has no point and is just a bunch of random bullsh*t that has been manipulated to rhyme with the sentence before. I.E. fo shizzle my nizzle ... except for "my" none of those were actual words. This is how rap is made. The stupid people that make it, honestly, don't know what they are saying. So, they just ramble on about bitches, hoes, weed, being "gangsta's" and guns until they eventually steal some hard-working persons music and use it as a "beat" for their little pointless "raps". They do this because for the most part, rappers have no actual talent besides being able to find words that rhyme with bitch. Now to alot of people this definition will seem incorrect and "hatin'" to them I say, Go curl up in a dark, dark corner where no one can see you and die.
Rap. Anyone who likes rap is fat and has no friends.