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Describing a very erect penis.
"Baby, your thingy was like a plank last night- straight and smooth and hard as wood"
Plank by Csj420 November 15, 2020
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Describing a very erect penis.
"Baby, your thingy was like a plank last night- straight and smooth and hard as wood"
Plank by Csj420 November 15, 2020
Someone who is a bit if an idiot most of the time. Does things without thinking and lacks common sense.
"Wow, Norman is such an idiot."
"Yeah I know, he's a proper plank."
Plank by RussianM0b February 24, 2021
finnegan o brien (otherwise known as the notorious bigboyfinn) is the definition of a plank mf, saw him irl and I was like damn hes one mfing plank.
"damn look its finn o brien"
"bruh- that bigboyfinn is one planky mf
plank by hannanaonana June 23, 2021
I like posting planks on the popular subreddit r/thomastheplankengine
plank by CrazyPosadist October 3, 2023
1. (noun) A physical exercise where you hold your body parallel to the ground using just your forearms and toes — builds core strength and mental fortitude.

2. (verb) To remain emotionally and financially unshaken during a meltdown — especially in crypto.

3. A state of complete meme alignment with a token that requires zero motion, zero emotion, and infinite conviction.
“Bro held a 5-minute plank and saw God.”
Everyone sold the dip. He just planked.”
“She doesn’t trade. She planks.”
plank by randallrandy May 29, 2025