1. (noun) A physical exercise where you hold your body parallel to the ground using just your forearms and toes — builds core strength and mental fortitude.
2. (verb) To remain emotionally and financially unshaken during a meltdown — especially in crypto.
3. A state of complete meme alignment with a token that requires zero motion, zero emotion, and infinite conviction.
“Bro held a 5-minute plank and saw God.”
“Everyone sold the dip. He just planked.”
“She doesn’t trade. She planks.”