perpetuturbed

A combination of perpetually and perturbed. The feeling one has when he or she is continually annoyed.

My coworkers make me perpetuturbed.

perpetuturbed by yamkirschenbaum May 22, 2010

perpetual traveler 

PT, also read as "prior taxpayer" or "permanent tourist".

Someone who travels from nation in such a way that he isn't considered resident in any of the nations he visits. This way, he doesn't have to pay income tax.
PT's often have their official residency in some sort of tax haven.

Also see Nomad Capitalist

Me: Why aren't you paying any taxes here, Jeff?
Jeff: Because I'm a perpetual traveler and not a resident of this country. Besides, taxes are theft.
Jeff takes a huge puff of smoke on his cigar and blows it in my face.

perpetual traveler by agorist January 19, 2014

perpetual virgin 

Its someone who no matter how hard they try to get laid the are a perpetual virgin

Chad:"look at that perpetual virgin"
Chad2:"wow he will never get laid"

perpetual virgin by theultimatechad June 9, 2018

perpetuum mobile 

A shit machine that never fucking stops, like my hatred for fucking minorities.

Till: Hey, do you saw that perpetuum mobile over there.
Artjom: Nibba, that is fucking illegal (Calls 911)
*Sirens*
*Till gets shot five times in the stomach*
Till: Oh yeah, because of the second law of thermodynamics
Cops: That's right nerd!
*Continue shooting him*

perpetuum mobile by MeroFerrero July 20, 2020

Perpetually mindfuked

where everything that can go wrong does and leaves you feeling cray cray, EXTREMELY CRAY CRAY

Ray:Hey man!! how was he festival last night? Did ye meet up with yer one?

Jamal: nah man she perpetually mindfuked me!!! i didnt know what to do!!

Perpetually mindfuked by Ray Sweenzy April 6, 2010

Perpetual Dynamic Motion 

Pertaining to or characterized by energy or generating an effective energetic action or process of being vigorously active or forcefully moving or being moved, continuing or continued without intermission or interruption; ceaseless in it's operation, driven by it's own force which gives it its own momentum regardless of any friction that is less than it's own force that is being applied.

The basic rules for PDM (Perpetual Dynamic Motion) are

1. The design must use either gravity or magnetic fields, or use both gravity and magnetic fields.

2. The design must be symmetrical while exhibiting changing or moving parts to ensure the force of momentum is always greater than it's resistance.

3. The design must have a self contained push and pull or a self contained attraction and repulsion.

4. The design of the spinner must be lighter than the total weight or force that will be self contained to keep it moving.

5. The design will not be effected by any friction that is less than the total of its force, and even if stopped, it will self start on its own again and keep moving because it has it's own momentum.

"Perpetual Motion" means ever lasting movement, so why do people try to define it as "must not have any friction at all", and "must stay at the same speed"? Whoever tries to place the description inside of a box, must only do so because they think inside of a box. They are assuming that nothing inanimate is capable of having it's own self sustained force.

So I added "Dynamic", which implies that it does in fact have its own self sustained force.

The new term is now
"Perpetual Dynamic Motion"

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Perpetual Dynamic Motion by Project-LifeCommand April 4, 2013

perpetuitous 

Having the appearance of lasting forever. Having characteristics of continuing forever

Her cubic-zirconium ring was every bit as beautiful as any diamond engagement ring, but we knew it was perpetuitous.

perpetuitous by Dich July 31, 2011