Place where gas is cheap and the scenery is.. well.. scenic. But all the bitches are FUGLY!!! Every woman would only need to swap genitaliato BE a man bc they'd already pass for one. Yeesh!
I pulled up to get gas and some fugly oregonian he/she/it wouldnt let me self-serve.. oh well, its cheap.
Oregon is a waste of space, full of faux anarchists who vandalized Seattle during the WTO it also happens to be the easiest place to score crack cocaine, especially Portland, OR where you can get it as soon as leaving the train station
The State where everyone is a fan of only one college Oregon State, Im alking devoted. Posers too California Posers. They wont admit it but they are soo Jealous. Besides Look at the population diferences, 39,000,000 compared to Only 3,000,000. Sacramento County alone Has 3,000,000.
Oregon is a state where we hate Californians like many other definitions say! but if you are not a Californian, come to Oregon but only visit. I would reccommend during the winter time because you can ski at some of the best mountains! Such as Mt.Hood! If you would like to go to the "beach" come during the summer! Do NOT come to Oregon's coast after a storm. After storms, the surf is really high and dangerous. Oh! and did I mention we don't have lifegaurds? We have amazing beautiful mountains, hiking trails, and rivers! Come visit Oregon, but if you come here do NOT call the Coast a Beach. And Oregon is pronounced Or-eh-gan such as organ
Hometown of the incredible hippie nation, hipsters and beer drinkers. Better bring all seasons in your suitcase because our weather is bipolar, literally.. and if you want everybody to know your not from here, just use an umbrella when its raining! its also pronounced or-eee-gone. not or-o-gone. we like to eat organic as well.and we recycle..obviously. we don't have pools because we have earth pools, that are already made.. by the earth. our state is beautiful and full of fresh air. pictures here our incredible..
State that had sundown laws that made it illegal for black people to stay overnight in some towns. Also, had a large presence KKK members. It almost became a slave state.