Nelson 

A Nelson is someone who is a level above a retard, who has little or no common sense and usually has 4 kids to 7 different women. Majority Of Nelson's have no math skills, and usually can be found on gumtree trying to sell 2 car CD players for £25 each or both for £70.

Ben: If you're pregnant with twins are you pregnant for 18 months?

Nath: Shut up you fat fuck small dicked Nelson.

Nelson by Newy2k7 March 17, 2017

Nelson 

Nelson is someone who is the level above a retard, usually got 4 kids to 7 different woman and works at sub way. This person tends to have little or no math skills and would try and sell 2 car CD players for £25 each or both for £60.

Ben: If your pregnant with twins are you pregnant for 18 months?

Nath: shut up you Nelson.

Nelson by NathanNewy2k7 April 18, 2017

Nelson 

Verb: To not be up to date with modern lingo. To not be "down with the kids", usually due to large alcohol intake.

Noun: One who is was born with a bottle of wine in their hand, but knows nothing of modern dialect.

Rebecca was a total nelson. In fact, she nelson'd the other day when somebody rofl'd at her.

Nelson by SiiiiiiiiNg June 13, 2011

Nelson 

Homosexually denied by a hurricane who is a little adopted bird who thinks he is The Grefg

Wow your turning into a Nelson

Nelson by Don’t use this name April 22, 2018

Nelson 

Abusive guy who only cares about himself. Will cheat lie and try to convince you that you're just crazy. He can have everything he wants but will never be happy with himself.

Girl: That guy is nice
Girl 2: hunny don't be stupid that's a Nelson, he will use you an leave you

Nelson by anytime September 17, 2017

Nelson 

A guy who steals all the girls heart. He will hurt a girl then fall in love with her. He is shy to her and never talks to the girl. He also has a huge penis and os great at kissing. The girl is usally named Jennifer. Search her name up and you will find that she is te perfect girl for you.

Michelle "Damn look at that Nelson"

Jennifer " He's totally mine"

Nelson by #LoveNelson February 11, 2017

Nelson 

GAY dick rider who’s annoying asf will never get layed and has the tinyest penis aword also where’s fake shit

Nelson is a fuck tart

Nelson by NoL’sTAKE October 13, 2017