muffins 

Delicious personal cakes. They come in many flavors like blueberry and chocolate!

Muffins are good. I ate one.

muffins by Coasterboi April 3, 2008

Pony Muffins

Horse poop, usually found on a trail. Usually used in polite company.

Whe we go for walks I have to watch carefully so my dog doesn't eat Pony Muffins.

Pony Muffins by Stormguts BrightBlade April 28, 2006

Killer Muffins 

Killer muffins are those muffins you put in your mouth but go to far to soon and they make you choke.

Bella had some killer muffins and didnt relise then gave one to daniel :( poor daniel but he is alive just he almost wasn't

Killer Muffins by Ranga Tank August 25, 2011

crud muffins 

1. To be surprised

2. "Oh, Shit"

3. Muffins coverd in crap

First guy: "Dude, did u study for the test today?"
Second guy: "Crud muffins! I forgot"

crud muffins by Stealthcrip October 16, 2005

yarg muffins 

The snowish heirs to the universe. They are packed with steroids and invisible bacon cheddar bits. Constantly snowing, never suspended and always delcicious when hungersy, plus seven.

-GIMME THE YARG MUFFINS!
-No! Im hungersy and they are delcicious, dont make me pwn you, noobie.

yarg muffins by Alex Pet. May 3, 2005

butter your muffins

1. To take a tasty muffin snack and apply butter. Quite why it needs butter is anyone's guess

2. To jizz liberally over a girl's breasts (muffins)

"Did you get anywhere with Katy last night?" "Yeah, I gave her a pounding and then pulled out and asked her if I could butter your muffins."

butter your muffins by vaginallodestone March 18, 2010

Two Muffins In An Oven

Possibly THE best joke of all time.
Only just beaten by your face.

Two muffins in an oven.
One muffin says "wow, it's so hot in here"
The other muffin says "AAAAAH, A talking muffin!"

Two Muffins In An Oven by TwoMuffinsInAnOven November 8, 2009