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Mattingly 

A ratchet female. Usually talks to guys named Tyler. Has sexy friends. Flat chested and has a saggy buttox. Will get pregnant by the age of sixteen. Can play the oboe almost as good as she gives head.
Mattingly sucks in the sac.
Mattingly by Szerbs October 12, 2013
Short for Man-Outing. When men leave wife/SO and child(s) at home for a night of drunken debauchery, the exploits of which are never to be revealed to said parties.
Guy 1: The girl's going to visit her folks on Friday, feel like hitting up the pub?
Guy 2: Mouting?
Guy 1: MOUTING!
mouting by Nikstlitselpmur September 20, 2010

Mattingly 

A sexual machine commonly used to make ladies squit during sex.

Always satisfying .

Also known as the super soaker
I need a good Mattingly tonight.
Mattingly by True Stories November 11, 2015
When a cat, usually overweight, lays on the ground making different types of purr noises while breathing heavily.
Daisy was molting so loudly at the end of my bed last night that I barely got any sleep.
Molting by Adam Keefson April 12, 2014
A group sex act where multiple men run around a singular woman in the center, often colliding full speed before retreating to the edge of the circle.
She keeps trying to invite me to her Mothing orgy but I don’t want to get headbutted again.
Mothing by QuarrySea May 28, 2018
Ancient Greek god, crowned as the god of coitus and copulation, also known as sexual intercourse.
Hannah: you think your good in bed? Ha, that's a joke.

Matt: I'm not just good in bed, I AM MATTINGUS, GOD OF COITUS AND COPULATION! I'm not just good, im absolutely unimaginably fantastic.