Meeshed 

To be completely dazed and out of it without the use of any illegal substances

I was so meeshed last night. I didn't even drink but the minute I hit the bed I was out cold! The next morning everyone was yelling at me to get out of bed and I just sat there and dazed off unresponsive.

Meeshed by mishdabish May 23, 2016

Mashed Potato Brains 

A temporary feeling of retardation that occurs while studying for a promotional process where a plethora of some useful, mostly useless, contradicting BS, is the subject matter.

Rookie: Sir, can we go over fire behavior today?

FF: dafuq is that shit?

Officer to rookie: Stay away from him, he's got mashed potato brains.

Mashed Potato Brains by A sad FF April 22, 2017

MashedDong 

When your dad takes a sledgehammer to your gargantuas cock and it leaves you with nothing at all in your cock region

Dad I swear to fuck if you MashedDong me I will beat the fuck out of your wife.

MashedDong by IgorMinjavalichgolchov March 14, 2019

Mashed Potato Sofa Wig 

Term used in the "Frippster" community as a place holder for whatever new band is trendy that week.

Wow, did you hear the new jam from "Mashed Potato Sofa Wig", it totally slaps!

Mashed Potato Sofa Wig by Mentae April 25, 2020

Mashed Pitts 

When you fuck a fat bitch and shit in her fat rolls to leave a snack for later

Lmao you thought I wouldn’t do mashed pitts

Mashed Pitts by Big dick chima January 19, 2021

mashed potato hands 

Fists that are soft like mashed potatoes because they aren’t clenched hard enough. mashed potato hand punches are weak, ineffective, and put the hand and wrist at risk of damage if you hit hard. Common among young low ranked martial arts students.

Those young white belts are gonna get themselves hurt if they don’t make proper fists and keep throwing punches with those mashed potato hands.

mashed potato hands by Bigdickjonez January 24, 2023

Mashed potato chin 

The fat underneath the chin most notably seen when one lowers their head.

Damn she's got a bad mashed potato chin. Did you see it when she was looking down?

Mashed potato chin by LJ Mic June 24, 2009