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Marlboro Menthol 

A high-quality, full-flavor menthol cigarette made by the Altria/Philip Morris Tobacco Conglomerate. Known for having more intense menthol than Newports or other popular brands, Marlboro Menthols combine the smooth flavor and relaxing buzz of Marlboro reds with a pleasant cooling sensation that takes the edge off of the harsh tobacco. People tend to either swear by Marlboro Menthols or completely despise them, mostly due to their distinctive mint flavor.
Frankie: I love me some Newport 100s man, straight up menthol all the way!

Mick: Newports suck, I need me some hardcore mint flavor. I will get some marlboro menthol 100s.

Rick: You are both sick fucks. Menthols smell like Vicks Vaporub and death. Just because it tastes like toothpaste, it does nothing for your nicotine-stained teeth.
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marlboro, nj 

a town in monmouth county where all the girls are two faced whores. they spend their weekends getting drunk with their asshole boyfriends. in marlboro everything is rich rich rich. the girls are all snotty bitches and you can't trust anyone. they depend on their coach and everything of that sort to be "popular" . worst town alive.
guy 1:" hey lets go to a party in marlboro, nj"
guy 2:"yeah dude and maybe we could pick up a couple of those marlboro whores"
marlboro, nj by marlboroishorrible September 19, 2010

Marlboro 27's

The best ciggs out there. Even better than Reds, Lights, Virgina Blend, Newport, Camels, and Pall Mall.
"Hey let me bum one of you Marlboro 27's."
"Dont you smoke Marlboro Lights? pussy."
"yes..."
"Then no."
Marlboro 27's by milo21ftp May 24, 2008

marlboro black menthol 

the best menthol cig ever. high menthol like new ports. and light thin smoke like newport camels. healthier then marboro menthol lights, newports, marlboro menthol, casmel crush. only traditionally sold in japan but sold for a limited time in indonesia. can also be rarely found in australia.
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Marlboro Lights sucking bastards 

Fuck those Marlboro Lights sucking bastards and their AMEX gold cards

Marlboro Reds

the REAL cowboy smokes, all the other smokes are for pussys and reds are for real black lunged cowboyz
byson: playboy, let me get demz!
clerk: whish onez cuz?
byson: *points* them reds, them marlboro reds them true cowboyz smokez
clerk: oh ye, no doubt no doubt themz da cowboyz smokes dawg
byson: u know it my mayn!
clerk: datd be 4.99 cuz
byson: i got chu, i got chu.
Marlboro Reds by BYSON BABY December 18, 2009

marlboro reds

cigs sex cowboy killa best cigs eva made bitch
i just smoked a marlboro reds the other day it felt like sex
marlboro reds by skeeet May 18, 2009