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Load Shedding 

An action in which the South African government tortures their civilians by causing a black out on a daily bases varying from 1-5 hours. There are varies stages to load shedding if you have stage one you are very very lucky
e.g: Eskom is being a doos and starting load shedding again after 2 of our presidents promised it'd never happen again
A command used to request a man to drop his package in your mailbox.
"load me" - Monika
load me by DraXeno May 31, 2018

load management 

A medical condition that compels superstar athletes to voluntarily or involuntarily, act like a canine that lacks a Y-chromosome.
LeBronze will be out tonight against the Golden State Warriors due to load management.

Load Liquidator 

A Load Liquidator is a promiscuous, selfless, and compassionate female who sleeps with a variety of men, who wear condoms, and upon orgasm, saves their sperm so she can then meet with infertle couples that are hoping to have a child via In vitro.
My wife and have a meeting with a Load Liquidator today, and we are hoping to have a successful session.
Load Liquidator by Tee Cee Deez February 15, 2019

Load up them choppas 

Phrase used to describe the act of inserting a magazine into a gun (that is or is like the AK-47.) Mostly used in the deep south, frequently done on December 31st to celebrate the New Year.
Jeff: Hey what day is it?
Bob: December 31st.
Jeff: Let's load up them choppas and then hit the parties.
Bob: Sounds good man!

load ratio 

How many dollars it takes you to blow your load in your hapless (but consensual) target.
If your load ratio was hovering dangerously high, just get on 35 and head south to San Marcos to pad your stats.
load ratio by hornfan May 8, 2006