laying logs 

What your dog does when he starts walking hunched over & bow-legged, then does 2 and a half counter-clockwise rotations before he finally squats down and takes a shit.

When I let Fido out in the backyard this morning, he immediately began laying logs.

laying logs by mudder fawkker March 30, 2017

Egg Laying 

Its a custody to cry while laying a egg or many eggs.

Have you tried egg laying before?

Egg Laying by TTProtoTaylor July 13, 2019

Back laying dick washer 

Someone whom gets passed around by all the guys in the dope game. Most of em dont shower so ya know in the month of mae or june...that girl dirty

Man shes a back laying dick washer

Back laying dick washer by Pedalmulisha February 21, 2021

laying carpet 

When a girl, with at least a little bit of bush, is fucking somebody really hard. Basically, the female version of laying pipe.

Joe: I was laying pipe on this girl so hard last night.
Fred: Oh yeah? were you laying pipe or was she laying carpet? you bitch..

Sara: What are you doing tonight?
Jenny: I'm going to the club, cause i'm planning on laying carpet tonight.

laying carpet by joose206 June 1, 2012

laiying 

A term use in Tokyo for beautiful Chinese girls that go around turning heads (sometimes truncated to lai)

Chen-chi were laiying last night!!

laiying by Lan1979 December 20, 2007

Laying Brick 

A term used to describe heavy sexual activity; to rail; complete and absolute sexual toil

Dude, this chick was so horny, I was laying brick like a true champion until sunrise.

Laying Brick by El Guy November 18, 2005

Laying a Demo

1. To record a song/rap
2. To shoot someone
3. A healthy bowel movement

Ex. 1

Chandler: Check it out broseph: I'm Laying a Demo for my soon to be hit song.

Taylor: Really? What's it called?

Chandler: It's called "We Make Crap Music and You Love Us For it." Think of it as System of a Down meets KISS.

Taylor: Awesome. Bet it hits No. 1.

Ex. 2

Killa G Dogg (rapping): "Punk ass suckas be comin to the Yoch to schlemo / I pull out the strap and start Laying a Demo"

Ex. 3

DeAndre: I just ate four slices of convenience store pizza, dusted four cups of convenience store coffee, and chugged a 4-0. My stomach is rumbling!

DeMarcus: And you're gonna be Laying a Demo in a moment!

Laying a Demo by ZXY&ABC October 5, 2022