Kristine Nicole 

The most beautiful European girl there is. She is tall, slender, and has a bigger personality than anything in existence. She can make you laugh so easily just like she can also make you cry but no one else will ever compare to her. If you find a Kristine Nicole, marry her without hesitation. Have children with her and spend the rest of your life being the happiest person in the universe because you have something better than anyone else can ever have.

Guy: Oh my god this girl is pissing me the fuck off but I love her to death so I just want to implode into an alternate universe.

Friend: Sounds like you've found Kristine Nicole. Marry her.

Kristine Nicole by Thefoxgoesbitch January 9, 2014

kristine king 

An absolute beauty who'd finish a spicebag in a minute

Dya see that spicebag?? I'd Kristine King that

kristine king by mysweetness February 8, 2017

Kristine Deguzman 

A female who wants to meet all your friends, and get them to join their army. They tend to use terms like why come and lqtm, and will ask you to guess what, only to say chicken butt.

Kristine Deguzman: "gues what?"
Me:"what?"
Kristine"Chicken butt!"
Me:"wow"
Kristine:"lqtm"

Kristine Deguzman by freezerframes October 24, 2008

Kristine Pihl 

Kristine Pihl is a very rare Norwegian troll. It lives in caves and eats obesse cats. Do not look direktly at a Kristine Pihl, it might cause your eyes to burst into flames. The only way to escape the meeting with a Kristine Pihl is to start sining a Brittney Spears song.

- Look is that a Kristine Pihl?!

- Oh dear Lord! Do not look at it! "Oops I did it again..."

Kristine Pihl by LinniMeister October 15, 2012

Kristine Hunt 

Really a remarkable wife, mom and nana. Loves her husband, boys and granddaughter more than anything.

I wish I was a Kristine Hunt.

Kristine Hunt by ksunflower66 December 20, 2016

Kristine vo 

Short asian with a thicc mom

Friend: dammmm son ur mom dummy thiccc

Kristine vo: that's my brother

Kristine vo by Adam.m :) January 29, 2020

Kristine huynh

Kristine huynh is a cockroach!! she loves hyunjin from straykids btw 🥰🥰!! And she should go eat some toenails.
She also has crusty toes and dirty feet 🙁..

kristine huynh should eat toenails <3.

Kristine huynh by sushiinred August 25, 2022