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st josephs high school

a small shitty little box on chorley new road, full of lads that get their hair styled and go on the sunbeds because they are complete pritty boys. Girls who think they are the shit because they have just spent some money on a brand new pair of chinos and toms, a place where ash wednesday has to be celebrated with a cross of ash on the forhead WTF and sometimes...the people that attend try to throw a party which looks like a new advert for 'the only way is essex' but the uglier version.
Guy 1* oy ive heard there is a party next week
Guy 2* yes! who's is it?

Guy 1* fuck knows, somebody from joeys
Guy 2* HAHA! FUCK THAT!

st josephs high school.
Josephus means he’s the man and males other guys wish he was him because he pulls all the chicks. He’s also a god at all sports. Dislikes short Asian’s. Overall pre lit dude.
He is such a Josephus oh my god
Josephus by Josephus1 September 18, 2018

Josephs Quartzy

Josephs Quartzy (noun); is a name of a Tanzanian singer-songwriter, actor and entrepreneur. The name Josephs Quartzy came to form from the combination of a male surname "Josephs" and "Quartzy" meaning, a body rich of hard crystalline mineral called Quartz.
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Josephus has a 12 inch dick all girls love him.
I love Josephus and his dick.
Josephus by dingaling2789 January 25, 2022

Josephine 

A Josephine is a real keeper. She may have an interesting sense of humor, but that's half of her charm. Likely is a nerd, and extremely obsessed with one thing. She doesn't think she excels at anything, but that is a lie. It takes he a while to become friends, but once you are friends with her she'll never let you go. She is Boy-Crazy and always likes at least one guy at a time. She never believes anyone likes her back and is extremely hard on herself. She always needs hugs from her friends, and make sure you tell her you love her often. Also, a romance book nerd and always has at least one she is actively reading
Josephine: I suck at everything!
Boyfriend: No you don't! I love you! Do you want a hug?
Josephine by thebestofus1 August 23, 2023

st josephs catholic college

This is a “school” as some must say however I like to refer it to a place where they torture kids ages 11-16.They make you sit next to loads of people you pretend you like but in real facts you think they are all wankers and they then make you have full concentration which causes stress.On top of that they then make you socialise with these dickheads which is so fun.The outside of the school looks rather pleasing if I say so myself but in the inside you will notice the left over pasta pot that’s been sat on the desk rotting for a few weeks.Then we go to the bathrooms where you got to go quickly because you may or may not have a sandwich launched over! This is all I got to say now bye bye 👋
St josephs catholic college is used to describe something horrible