Realising that you are in fact out of toilet paper after taking a large dump and having to pull your trousers half way up your legs to scoot to another toilet/stall to retrieve said toilet paper being careful not to be spotted by any other toilet-goer, just like a master spy.

"I ran out of toilet paper in the Nando's toilets the other day. Ended up having to James Bond It.

james bond it by unknownriot September 18, 2017

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James Bond-ing

James Bond-ing is to dress nice for a small or large amount of time and act like James Bond; flirt, run, and charm. The person James Bond-ing has to have some knowledge to the James Bond Franchise. James Bond-ing also means you will say cheesy James Bond Puns.

Kirk: The name's Bond. James Bond. I was saved by the bell yesterday when I was to go to detention.
Susan: What?
Kirk: Your response was shocking. Positively Shocking.
Susan: Kirk, what the fuck is going on? Why are you all dressed like Tom Cruise?
Kirk: Shut up Susan. I'm dressed because I have to run to school.
Susan: ITS 10 OCLOCK. You should be there already!
Kirk: Ohh, don't bother. We have all the time in the world.
Susan: Oh bugger. Stop James Bond-ing for god's sake.

James Bond-ing by Bondbauer007 April 11, 2022

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James Bond Burger

to make sweet passionate love to the subject of the sentence

"Bro, if you're not too careful there I might just have to James Bond Burger you up my man."

"don't threaten me with a good time"

James Bond Burger by sussy mogus September 24, 2022

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A James Bond

To masturbate somewhere besides your house

I was so horny at Jim's house, I had to pull a James Bond

A James Bond by Qwertyuioplkjhgfdsazxcvbnm,.12 April 18, 2014

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