Fur-Day immunity-Day

On December 19th, if you literally just exist, it grants full immunity to Fur-Day. This is so the people who do not wish to partake in the furry "fandom" wish to commit suicide and bring the global intelligence level down dramatically.

Bob: Dude tomorrows Fur-Day!
Steve: Don't worry, its Fur-Day immunity-Day, we got nothing to worry about
Bob: Oh thank fuck

Fur-Day immunity-Day by simply helpful December 15, 2020

natural immunity

When a person gets a virus their body builds up antibodies which fight off and kill the virus. The person then has natural immunity.

Its still unclear why the CDC and WHO is refusing to recognizing people who have natural immunity to the covid 19 virus. They still want people with natural immunity to get the death jab. History will show the blunders made during this pandemic.

natural immunity by jimmybomm January 18, 2022

criplomatic immunity 

The status attained by those who are either permanently or temporarily crippled. Since they are going through a terrible period of their lives, they deserve fringe benefits in their daily lives.

A takeoff on the phrase 'diplomatic immunity'. "Criplomatic immunity" could also be used to describe emissaries of the Crips sent to discuss matters with another gang.

The teacher granted Peter criplomatic immunity and gave him ten extra points on his next test.

criplomatic immunity by socialist March 28, 2005

Capital Immunity

A religious freedom to obtain anything that normally requires a purchase as long as the individual has their education (Diploma,Degree,G.E.D)

I did not have the money to afford to pay bus fair to go to church so I expressed my religion via Capital Immunity to avoid the fair.

Capital Immunity by TheWon(one) October 24, 2017

shipping immunity

Shipping is the act of one wanting/supporting two individuals involved in a romantic relationship. Shipping immunity is something people have if they're already in a relationship, it grants them the power of (you guessed it) being immune to being shipped.

Z: can we ship Diavolo and Y?
A: no, Diavolo has shipping immunity, he already has someone

shipping immunity by Clearly not Diavolo March 22, 2021

diplowmatic immunity 

Statutes that protect snow plow operators from liability for damaging your property.

A snow plow took out my mailbox, but I couldn't sue the city thanks to diplowmatic immunity.

diplowmatic immunity by very_clever_pseudonym October 8, 2021

Heard immunity 

A loss of credibility that comes from listening to fake news, unsubstantiated commentary and conspiracy propaganda.

"Believing everything you read on the internet doesn't make you woke. It just makes you more susceptible to heard immunity."

Heard immunity by LuLuFromTheBronx July 30, 2020