Mass Formation Psychosis 

When someone makes a phrase up on a podcast, and rapid sheep fanboys rush to Urban Dictionary to try and include a “real” definition.

Person 1: “Hey man, you might have Mass Formation Psychosis!”
Person 2: “Yeah man, you’re right, check out my pants…”
Person 1: “No, bro, that’s just a big turd.”

Mass Formation Psychosis by RickyWake January 9, 2022

forgetting sarah marshall 

The story revolves around Peter Bretter, who is a music composer for a TV show that happens to feature his girlfriend, Sarah Marshall, in the lead role. After a five-year relationship, Sarah abruptly breaks up with Peter. Devastated by this event, he chooses to go on a vacation in Hawaii, in order to try to move forward with his life. Trouble ensues when he runs into his ex on the island as she is vacationing with her new boyfriend.

Watching forgetting sarah marshall

forgetting sarah marshall by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 31, 2019

fortion 

A large sum of money.

No, I'm just getting shafted like an independent contractor so my boss doesn't have to pay my fortion of social security!

fortion by Rofl P. Lulz March 16, 2009

Tight pussy formation 

A formation in beer pong in which 4 cups are arranged in a rhombus shape, somewhat resembling the female vagina.

I have 4 cups left. Time to rearrange into the tight pussy formation.

Tight pussy formation by PongKing69 March 8, 2021

Mass Formation Psychosis 

A term popularised by Dr. Robert Malone a person who specialises in vaccinology, virology, and immunology. He is the inventor of the mRNA vaccine and the technology behind mRNA who developed a scientific breakthrough in 1987.

On January 1st 2022 Joe Rogan the creator of ‘the Joe Rogan Experience’ interviewed Dr.Robert Malone. During the podcast Malone and Rogan discussed the Covid-19 virus it’s impact on the world and the various responses world governments have made. Malone stated that world governments have overreacted to the Covid virus and criticised the WHO and the medical community for labelling a virus with such a high recovery rate as being a “pandemic”.

Malone criticised America and world governments for taking an overly dramatic approach in combatting the spread of Covid by violating civil liberties, freedoms and human rights. Malone then stated that, a large group of people in these societies who always tend to follow government orders and demands without questioning the narrative are living in a state of “Mass Formation Psychosis”.

Person 1: “I’m so happy I got my 3rd booster shot today.”
Person 2: “You do realise that getting the covid vaccine doesn’t stop you from getting sick, you can still get infected and be very sick and you can spread it to other people.”
Person 1: “Yeah well my government told me to do it to stop those Anti-Vaxx super spreaders from spreading this virus.”
Person 2: “Bro didn’t you get Covid like 2 weeks ago you were home for 1 week?”
Person 1: “Shut up you Anti-Vaxx scum stop spreading conspiracy theories you extremist.”

An example of a person suffering from ‘mass formation psychosis‘

Mass Formation Psychosis by Anonymous27468 January 5, 2022

Forgettory 

A memory that forgets things almost straight away .... especially names. A brain like a sieve.

An alternative spelling for forgettery

"I rarely remember names for more than a few minutes as I have a very good forgettory ."

Forgettory by CheshireMo October 25, 2009

I Formation Monster 

A play in doubles tennis in which the net player of the serving team stands at the center of the court, signalling behind his back which way he is going when the server serves. Done to confuse opponents, often used by the Bryan Brothers.

Returner1: SHIT!!! Which way is the net player going?
Returner2: I don't know, they are running an I Formation Monster.

I Formation Monster by TennisJohn August 20, 2006