John Fitzgerald Kennedy

Why is John Fitzgerald Kennedy better? I'll tell you why:
1. Reagan survived being shot.
2. Reagan got The Wall torn down.
3. Kennedy is a doughnut.

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frozen fitzgerald

is when you place feces from your partner in a plastic baggy, freeze it, and then insert the frozen log into one of your partners' open holes

"Dude I couldn't believe she fell for the frozen fitzgerald last night it was sick."

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Vibe master

Shaun Fitzgerald is the definition of Vibe to the highest degree, never letting up a moment where he doesn't vibe

Guy1:Yo look at Shaun Fitzgerald over there, he is the vibe master

Guy2:Shit you right

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A girl who says " oh ur cool" whenever u say something.

I hate when i talk and someone does a Kellie Fitzgerald

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Oh, it's Brennan Fitzgerald...I think I am gonna have an orgasm.

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A mentally retarded kid who likes to be annoying all the time. Is 17 and looks like a tool

HOLY SHIT JERRY ITS A JAMO FITZGERALD!!!! RUUUUUN

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