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When you're trimming your bowl cut, and you accidentally snip a little too much off the ends, and it turns out really uneven in front.
The Illusion: "Oh dude, I totally farmed it right there."
farmed by Quasi-Realistic Dude September 8, 2013
When a pet surprises itself with one of its own farts.
The cat fartled himself on the chair today. The smell was worth the laughter.
Fartled by Rorplup February 3, 2017

Face-farter 

1.) A person who farts in a face repeatedly (at least 2 times or more) in one moment.
2.) A person who loves face farts.
3.) A person who sharted one to many time.
1.) I met a face-farter when the face-farter farted in my face at least 4 times.
2.) I am personally a face-farter, I love smelling face farts.
3.) I became a face-farter by sharting to many times.
Face-farter by Fracer November 30, 2016
1)Fatted(process) is when you are getting heavily touched - you are getting fatted.

2)Fatted(verb) is the act of engaging in sexual activities with someone.
a)Send help i'm getting fatted
b)Yo bruv man i fatted jasmine so hard yesterday it was peng food farm
Fatted by phatted May 26, 2018

Animal Farmed 

When some piece of text, particularly a website, changes without notice to help impose a new viewpoint.
That NYT article was totally Animal Farmed after critics called it anti-Semitic!
Animal Farmed by Mr. XY April 4, 2013

Fartdouken 

Cupping a fresh fart in your hands and throwing it in the manner of a Hadouken.
Mike: "Hey Rob"
Rob: "What?"
*Fartdouken*
Mike: "FARTDOUKEN!!!"
Fartdouken by Senor Wang November 23, 2010