Emotionally retarded 

Someone who is unable to u derstand the emotions or others, or know how to respond to another person in an emotional situation.

Wife: “dinner is ready”
Husband “oh about that...here’s a picture of the cat” (emotionally retarded)

Emotionally retarded by Ben in the den July 2, 2018

emotionally celibate 

The state or condition of not giving a fuck.

John: "I'm emotionally celibate about this whole situation."
Mike: "You're what?"
John: 'I'm emotionally celibate. I don't give a fuck."

emotionally celibate by Nascar24Fan July 3, 2018

Emotionally pregnant 

A state of emotional distress that makes the sufferer like a pregnant woman watching an overly emotional movie.

"Hey, what's wrong with Erika?"
"She feels absolutely terrible about how she has to reject Danny's marriage proposal even though she really likes him because she's just not ready for committment and she's really worried about what this will do to him. She's emotionally pregnant at the moment.

Emotionally pregnant by Meimei_shuo_Zhongwen October 5, 2008

Emotionally Constipated

Finding yourself in a position where you just don’t give a shit!

emotion emotions emotionally constipated given up don’t care

Kirk was told he was getting fired, but felt emotionally constipated about the situation!

Emotionally Constipated by PameLegend June 18, 2019

Emotionally Shat 

Also Known as proverbally shat. When you're having a good day, everything's going fine, and then something really shitty happens. You get dumped, rejected, lied to, etc. and it just ruins your feelings for weeks.

Person 1: "Dude. I haven't seen Bill in weeks. What the fuck happened?"

Person 2:" He asked out ________ and she rejected him pretty brutally. He was emotionally shat."

Person 1: " Owch."

Emotionally Shat by Cap'n Crunch yo. February 7, 2012

emotionally crying 

Emotionally crying is when someone doesn't physically cry but is sad and on the verge of crying, therefore they are emotionally crying.

Person 1: How you been recently?

Person 2: alright I guess, only emotionally crying now.

emotionally crying by NNJM9190 October 11, 2015

emotionally hardcore 

What emo is short for.

DUDE! Aerrald is so emotionally hardcore!

emotionally hardcore by TrEx Is UniCoRn February 19, 2018