egotesticle 

1. When an ego metastasizes and move into a testicle. Usually, the normal testicle recesses to feed the larger growth. Frequently it results in a bicycle race through France, 7 of them.

Dude that guy has only one testicle!
Yeah bit its f-en huge!
His egotesticle helps keep his center of gravity low.

egotesticle by Uni-baller April 28, 2010

egoistical 

The word that actually means exactly the same thing as 'egotistical...'

egoistical

1. Caring about oneself rather than others.
2. Tending to talk excessively about oneself.
3. Believing oneself to be better and more important than others.
4. Egotistical

egoistical by KrikenKing March 11, 2010

Egotestical 

Adjective: A man who believes he is God's gift to women.

Jack Harkness from Torchwood is really egotestical
Nah, he actually is God's gift to women

Egotestical by Galadriel1010 April 17, 2009

egotisticmaniacanism 

this word consists of selfishness, big ego, crazy, and favortism towards themselves

Bob: Hey, did you hear? Jack: No, what? Bob: Jeff got a case of egotisticmaniacanism. Jack: figures!!

egotisticmaniacanism by Queen Bee of the Hive March 3, 2010

Egotesticle 

e·go·tes·ti·cle
/ˌēɡəˈtestək(ə)l/
adjective
A man who is heavily steeped in masculine energy and excessively conceited or absorbed in oneself; extremely self-centered.

He thinks he's God's gift to women - so egotesticle.

Egotesticle by Alchemissed October 24, 2023

Egotesticle 

Term for a high profile, overly confident male (i.e. a politician) who believes he can lie about extramarital affairs.

That candidate is so egotesticle he thinks we'll actually believe he was hiking the Appalachian Trail last weekend.

Egotesticle by ms. wordiness November 4, 2012

eggotistical waffle

to pour it on like syrup. to be overbearing with words of ones achievements or pertaining to ones self.

yo man, why you straight up being an eggotistical waffle?

eggotistical waffle by Papa Dub March 10, 2008