Yummy crayons 

a guy that stream on twich that eats crayons for a liveing

i am so hugry i can eat a hole pack of crayons just like yummy crayons

Yummy crayons by tha chicken that croosed road September 13, 2019

Crapola Crayons 

Derived from the kids art brand “crayola” that sells art supplies including crayons. A new way of saying, “I messed up a lot and I’ll never recover from this.” or “I made a small mistake that doesn’t really matter.”

Example 1

Guy 1- “Crapola Crayons!”

Guy 2- “Oh no, Guy 1, what happened!”

Guy 1- “I just colored outside of the lines in my coloring book!”

Guy 2- “Crapola Crayons!”

Example 2

“Crapola crayons! I just killed someone!”

Crapola Crayons by TheUrbanDicOfficial June 22, 2021

chinese crayons 

chinese crayons are crayons from china and, commonly unknown, used to contain lead.
the amount was safe for toys, but dangerous for food.

Chinese crayon is my favorite word.

The original Chinese crayons used to contain PB, or lead.

chinese crayons by chinesecrayons April 18, 2022

pussy crayons 

Tampons

Do we have more shampoo,,yeah it's next to the box of pussy crayons .can you get some pussy crayons for me at Walgreens

pussy crayons by turtle the foul January 25, 2025

Eats Crayons

"Eats Crayons" is a insult aimed at attacking Australians on the NDIS (A Government program that supports Australians with significant disabilities). The insult is often used by generation-alpha as a sledge or insult against their friends. The phrase implies a level of stupidity, disability or lack of mental cognition.

Look at Joe. You can tell he Eats Crayons.

Eats Crayons by WindowsEdge February 1, 2026

Slipping on Crayons 

(1) to be high, (2) to be on a big time trip

When I got back to the apartment, I found my roommate licking the cats butt while sitting in a bathtub full of cottage cheese and orange juice. He was slipping on crayons, big time.

Slipping on Crayons by MC, Tabinator and Lickin' Lia' October 17, 2008

Snap Off Some Crayons

An indirect way of saying; "I have to shit."

Come on bro, we're gonna be late.

Gimme a minute dude, I gotta snap off some crayons before we go...

Snap Off Some Crayons by LmfaoDepictions August 24, 2022