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Craigslist Cunt 

A woman who trolls for lonely guys on CL "women seeking men". She will engage them in deep conversation for hours, then suddenly cut the guy off. He never hears from the CL Cunt again.
"The other night, I was online with a really nice girl. We were chatting for 6 hours, then she was gone. Never heard back."

"Sound like you got drop-kicked by a Craigslist Cunt. Too bad."
Craigslist Cunt by dmj64 September 3, 2014

craigslist hose 

Relates to a person that has so many kinks its unimaginable

(also relates to a cheap hose that easily kinks up)
Kendall is such a craigslist hose, she has so many kinks that she doesn't know what she's in to.
craigslist hose by pooponyourgirl October 20, 2021

Craigslist Flake 

(n) a craigslist buyer who responds to a craigslist post numerous times asking if the item for sale is "still available", then not responding once they learn "it is available". 2) a craigslist buyer who asks for the sellers home address, then once receiving the information does not respond, nor show up for the appointment.
The burglary victim suspected a Craigslist Flake committed the crime, and gave a list of email addresses to the police.
Craigslist Flake by JoJo2 November 9, 2008

Craigslist karma 

What happens when you anonymously answer then screw over the person who places an ad on Craigslist by not showing up or being a bullshitter, only to have the same thing happen to you later on when you post something.
Aaron-I cant get any replies to my ad to sell my car
Jim-Well considering you answer ads just to mess with people, you are getting back Craigslist Karma.
Craigslist karma by DVillan November 8, 2013

craigslist rape 

Craigslist rape is when one puts a fake add on craigslist just to meet people to rape.
'I once got craigslist raped, but it was actually enjoyable!" Said the confused Lonnie.

craigslist friend 

The best person you will ever meet. She will always be there for you no matter what. She will make you smile and laugh in your time of need.
craigslist friend someone who buys a friend from Craigslist

Mom: who are you on FaceTime with?
Daughter: a friend
Mom: are you sure?
Daughter: yes
(Mom walks away)
Friend: (sarcastic) no, I’m just a friend that was bought off Craigslist
craigslist friend by WofieWonders January 19, 2018