Conk

Derived from Cock and Bonk, it means to hit, but lightly, like i hit ur mom.

I just conked that bitches skull in!

Conk by kianasdudr January 6, 2022

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Conk

A conk is what ever you want it to be

Want it to be the most disgusting things humanity has ever heard of? You can say it
Want it to be the kindest thing ever? Do it then, no ones stopping you.

example 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CONK, IT WASN'T MY FAULT HE LET ME TAKE PICTURES OF HIS DAUGHTER
example 2: Thank you, you conk. I really appreciate you being here.

Conk by Adolf 'Osama' Bin Stalin January 28, 2023

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Conk

The act of going to sleep so hard that you will be completely unresponsive and knocked out.

"I'm literally about to conk, it's 4:23 A.M. and I'm so tired."

Conk by Xarcov November 23, 2023

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Conk

Nickname for Iowa Hawkeye “fanatics”. Typically bandwagon fans who will root for the Iowa State Cyclones if they have a better “program”. This is a politically correct form of the term Cock Fanatics, an additional nickname for Hawkeye fans.

Bryce is such a conk. He literally bought a Tyrese Halliburton jersey like he was a fan when he played for the Cyclones.

Conk by zZoDiiiACx February 8, 2024