cassie 

unfunny

Cassie is unfunny.

cassie by kokko July 30, 2022

Cassie 

this person in your life who makes you feel like your heart was just squished yet in the softest hands, they bring you so so much joy and love to your life that it just makes you want to smile even on the bad days.
this person has the fluffiest yet sexiest hair known to man kind and if they let you touch it, you’re the chosen one.

not only does this person bring you immense joy and love but they bring you safety as well as the reassurance to be your true self !

<3

may: omg look it’s cassie !
Tig: 👀
may: ✨😍☺️💖✨

Cassie by maybe247 September 18, 2023

Cassie 

Cassie is a communist robot developed for the Vietnamese by the Chinese to attack western civilization. She uses her attractive looks to gain access into top secret military facilities, where she then drives everyone crazy due to her easily confused nature. She runs on an outdated operating system and has virtually no computing power whatsoever. She was considered a huge flop, and as a result has not been updated in over 40 years, and as a result only serves to correct peoples grammar.

Felix- "Dude what's wrong?"
Mitchell- "Ughhh nothing just this girl Cassie is killing me"
Felix- "How so?"
Mitchell- "she corrects everything I write and gets confused so easily"
Felix- "Oh dude I know what you are talking about. I saw Inception with her and she was so confused I didn't even know how to start explaining it to her"
Mitchell- "Cassie will be the death of me"

Cassie by panerai214 October 16, 2010

Cassie 

a nickname for someone with the HUGEST dick you have ever seen.

chick: have you seen johns dick?
girl: oh ya he is Cassie all the way!!

Cassie by melaboo<o_O January 18, 2011

Cassie 

A 20-year old pop-rap\hip-hop singer of African American\Mexican\West Indian an descent from her Mom and Filipino descent from her dad. She songs at a 3- octave range, is a Soubrette. Is compared to Ciara, Amerie, and Aaliyah. Is also a lyrical alto, and soprano. Is from New London, Conneticut. Can sing. Haters, leave her alone!
Cassie is a former model and is is going to be an excellent actress. Even Janet Jackson and Ashanti gave her props.

Cassie is a great singer. Haters, stop puttin her down b\c you guys don't have a life. I won't stop publishing this until it's published, either!

Cassie by Sman44 April 16, 2007

Cassie 

Very popular with a nice body. Popular and attractive (especially to all the boys) she is very kind and sweet and she can be mean if wanted but she has great friends and she is gorgeous and hot. Plays volleyball or a sport of any kind, usually a brunette and she is very caring and helpful!

Person 1:Wow did you see cassie! She looked hot today !
Person 2: Not just today, everyday!

Cassie by Minecraft121012 December 20, 2016

Cassie 

A beautiful, crazy, offbeat (and AWESOME) female/transgender female who loves ham and chicken titty. She will slap anyone & everyone with the bitter-sweetness of cold, hard reality yet protects anyone she cares about. You don't want to mess with her... If you do you will get a pissed off ghetto white girl tackling you. Not into apologies unless you're thisclose. She is fun to be with especially if you're feeling wacky or are on a natural high due to laughing or energy drinks until she gets tired, then she's adorably crabby. Don't try to wake her up in the middle of a sleep or she will go ninja on your ass, when not trying to wake her up she is known to spoon. Call her a bum or weird lovingly and she'll return the favor graciously.

"You're so weird Cassie."
"Awww, thanks bum!"

"GET AWAY FROM ME, I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!!"

"You my bum, hehe"

"Gurl please..."

Cassie by Sporkforpresident February 8, 2012