Cassie is a communist robot developed for the Vietnamese by the Chinese to attack western civilization. She uses her attractive looks to gain access into top secret military facilities, where she then drives everyone crazy due to her easily confused nature. She runs on an outdated operating system and has virtually no computing power whatsoever. She was considered a huge flop, and as a result has not been updated in over 40 years, and as a result only serves to correct peoples grammar.
Felix- "Dude what's wrong?"
Mitchell- "Ughhh nothing just this girl Cassie is killing me"
Felix- "How so?"
Mitchell- "she corrects everything I write and gets confused so easily"
Felix- "Oh dude I know what you are talking about. I saw Inception with her and she was so confused I didn't even know how to start explaining it to her"
Mitchell- "Cassie will be the death of me"
Mitchell- "Ughhh nothing just this girl Cassie is killing me"
Felix- "How so?"
Mitchell- "she corrects everything I write and gets confused so easily"
Felix- "Oh dude I know what you are talking about. I saw Inception with her and she was so confused I didn't even know how to start explaining it to her"
Mitchell- "Cassie will be the death of me"
by panerai214 October 15, 2010