Carsoning it 

Code for jorkin it. Usually mid-call, mid-chat, or mid-life crisis. Known to occur with 0 shame and a lot of moaning.

“Don’t join the call, he’s Carsoning it again.”
“Bro vanished for 5 mins and came back sweating — definitely Carsoning it.”

Carsoning it by sirhecker May 14, 2025

carconingen

Da "toxic" dinosaur-creating corporation dat Peter Ludlow created with his uncaring/overbearing way of operating said enterprise, as opposed to John Hammond's gentle, organized, and open-minded approach.

Greed, arrogance, and hasty/impatient leadership caused da Jurassic Park franchise to become a total carconingen.

carconingen by QuacksO December 23, 2025

Carboning

When a senior chronically dates girls of a lower age bracket or transgender people of a significantly higher age bracket.

Mooseknuckle had a chronic addiction to carboning freshmen and sophomores.

Carboning by Jamesk4 February 9, 2026

Cafooning

Caffeine-gooning
When someone limits their caffeine intake in order to experience a greater "high" when they do consume caffeine.

"No coffee for me today sorry Jake, I'm cafooning"

Cafooning by Jbattlertime May 5, 2026

Cafooning

Caffeine-gooning
When an individual limits their caffeine intake to experience a greater "high" when they do consume caffeine.

"No coffee for me thanks Jake, I'm cafooning at the moment"

Cafooning by Jbattlertime May 5, 2026

Internet Carpooling 

when a bunch of cheap kids decide to cheat the system

i was planning to ask my friends we should all pool in like open services of netflix, crunchyroll and hulu. Then we all pitch in for it. xDD CHEAPO STYLE
YOO, that's internet carpooling.

Internet Carpooling by HHHMMM YES July 26, 2014