Sex Benching 

When you and your Military Brothers are in any Asian country on a dirty sex bench in a Bar/Brothel lined up getting a blow job at the same time.

"Dirty Dave" and his bros were in a Taiwan Brothel sex benching in the good ole days!

Sex Benching by simon_says June 25, 2014

Beeching 

1. A term used to describe someone of a British nature
2. The well known worship artist from the UK, Vicky Beeching, the one by whom I coin this term.
3. Londonesk style.

"Have you seen that beeching guy that usually hangs 'round here?"
"That concert was beeching, we should go again."
"Wow, that jacket is totally beeching!"

Beeching by <~Linz~> May 5, 2006

benching 

Act involving sitting on a bench, smoking a joint, and talk about neuroscience,

- Hey Pooja, do you want to join us for some benching tonight?
- No.

benching by Encyclopedia Britannica vol. I July 23, 2016

benching 

The act of magically pulling out one's bench from your universally deep pockets and chillaxing as if you are Cadena's pimp in a crowd of people.

Yeah, man. After a party like that, we just sat around Thereall benching and chatting.

benching by Catheiadena March 3, 2011

Bleaching Socks 

The act of ejaculating into or onto a sock after masturbation causing the sock to turn white in the area that has absorbed the semen and causing the sock to become stiff. Best to hide the sock at the bottom of the laundry so no bystanders stumble upon the sock and the ways it is being abused.

Bill: Dude did you know john has been bleaching socks?
Jake: What the fuck! that's gross shit! I wore his socks last week!

Bill: haha you probably have john semen foot, i would get that checked out.
Jake: Fuck you! i'm going to hit john so fucking hard!

Bleaching Socks by d00wrag February 22, 2011

Belching practice 

Trying to be stupid while talking to an evil clown hooker with multicolored hair and a white and purple outfit. This works better if you’re voiced by Keith Silverstein and if you’re a big red troll with an Afro and a caveman costume. (Surprise surprise, he’s also voiced by Keith Silverstein)

What do you want, Rascal? I was right in the middle of belching practice! This better be good!
— The Big Red Troll Bitch

Belching practice by Delete this account now October 27, 2023

Betching 

The act of hanging out with betches

Girl, put down those uggs and stop betching around

Kevin, I was betching so bad last weekend. Everyone was listening to girl talk and applying fake tanner.

Betching by Kevin Schoonmaker February 12, 2008