ryan barton 

A salty person who cannot get laid.

Ewww it is a Ryan Barton.

ryan barton by Jaydk June 5, 2019

mischa barton 

quite possibly the hottest Brit to walk the earth.

wow, that mischa barton bird from the OC is so hot, i want to fuck her in all her holes!

mischa barton by moosemoose April 21, 2006

mischa barton 

Ugly.
(extended because UD needs to have at least 3 words: Mischa Barton is pale, skinny and lacks any real sex appeal to any form of life with a spinal column. Probably attractive to moluscs though.)

"Argh, I just saw Mischa Barton on The OC." "Quick, to the bathroom, we have eye-soap."

mischa barton by Count Vlad of Mongosteinergarten July 11, 2006

Eleanor Barton 

A girl who is amazingly beautiful, whether she believes it or not. She has awesome eyes, usually dark to match her natural hair colour. Her smile is enough to melt you like chocolate and she can be too cute for words.

She is funny, kind and caring, always trying to be friends with everyone.

She is also stupidly ticklish.

Dude, who's THAT?

Ah, that's just Eleanor Barton ;)

Eleanor Barton by The Ninja Boyfriend June 10, 2011

nick barton 

A faggot kid who beats with a toothbrush and cleans the toilets of rich people

Wow you are such a nick Barton

nick barton by Nick Barron November 24, 2016

Breanna Barton 

She is the most creative and smart soul. She has a huge heart and would give u everything she has to see you smile. Has her moments when she just wants to be alone and cry, laugh, sleep, think of just do something for herself. To have a Breanna as a friend is a best friend.

Breanna Barton is the greatest girl in the world.

Breanna Barton by Breanna Barton November 20, 2021

clint barton 

Hawkeye from marvel comics.

- who's the best avenger?
- clint barton, duh.

clint barton by ronnninn November 21, 2021