Creamy San Angelo Snorkel

while receiving a blowjob, you submerge the head of the woman in a bathtub, causing her to suck for air as you cram your junk down her gasping throat. making her suck on your johnson for air while being submerged in a jar of mayonaise.

Mary: i keep coughing up white liquid.
Amy: why is that???
Mary: my boyfriend gave me the creamy san angelo snorkel last night and i keep coughing this goo up and im not even sure if its cum or mayonaise anymore or both and its freaking me out.
Amy: WHAT THE FUCK!!!!????

Creamy San Angelo Snorkel by Goo_Gargler9000 November 16, 2025

Anglosexual

Someone who is only attracted to individuals with English accents.

I dig Jude Law, not Johnny Depp, because I'm Anglosexual.

Anglosexual by ursulakeyonna September 6, 2012

Anglosphere 

An international commonwealth of countries who derive their concepts of civil society, rule of law, property rights, common law and democratic and capitalist principles from English legal and social norms as espoused in the Magna Carta, the U.S. Constitution, and other landmark legal documents. Such a commonweath would include the UK, the United States, Canada, Australia, New Zealand among others.

The Coalition forces against Iraq were made up almost entirely of military personnel from the Anglosphere.

Anglosphere by Anonymous July 30, 2003

anglosphere 

Those English-speaking nations and communities that have historically and in general based their political institutions on representative constitutional government and the rule of law, their legal institutions on common law, their economic insitutions primarily on free enterprise and voluntary exchange, all founded on a strong civil society composed of freely associating individual and groups forming a network of networks.

The pathbreaker civilization for modernity has been the Anglosphere in the political, legal and economic fields.

anglosphere by Lexington Green May 13, 2005

Angloser 

Short for "Anglo loser." Neo-cultural colonialists from the Anglosphere are known for embodying a number of double-standards, self-contradictions & hypocrisies due to all their mass programming. Such as being well-educated but globally ignorant, hero-worshipping Blacks but tirelessly bashing Asians and sexually-boasting to hide their own sexual insecurities... And they love preaching "progressive" politics abroad while those same politics are causing their own countries to self-destruct at home. Overall, they are just a very angry, cynical, bitter, racist, sorry lot. Not to mention completely self-absorbed and often obese. Formerly, they have also been variously known as "ugly Americans," "damn Yankees," "Red Coats," "colonialists," etc. Beware - you have been warned. Keep at least arm's distance away and don't make any sudden movements.

OMG, all this annoying Angloser ex-pat does is whine about his lack of a life all day while trying to pick-up cheap local hookers!

Angloser by Skyeye February 1, 2008

Anglosplaining 

Explaining a person's culture or their country's politics and how they should behave through an anglospheric prism with utter ignorance about said person's meaning/culture/lived experience/history etc

There goes Mark Francois Anglosplaining the German car industry's relationship with the UK to Angela Merkel again

Anglosplaining by Susie_Dent January 23, 2021

anglosaxinate 

When white people inadvertently fuck shit up, particularly via the misuse, appropriation or general ruining of culture, trends, or traditions.

Examples:

David trying to grammitcally correct the use of the acronym "thot".

Taylor Swift

Indian Excursions

The Cupid Shuffle

Bo Dereck Braids

Damn! Kanye just anglosaxinated himself!

anglosaxinate by BasicBussyBoy October 8, 2018