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poke n stare 

When a man makes constant awkward eye contact while jamming his fingers into a woman's vagina. The "poke n stare" decreases the already minute chance of a woman achieving orgasm via fingering by almost 85%.
Girl 1: Ugh, Josh gave me the poke n stare last night. I had to fake it to get him to stop.
Girl 2: Ouch.
poke n stare by Lush August 2, 2008
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The Harper Stare 

An ability bestowed only upon those of the Harper bloodline. Involving intricate positioning of the facial muscles and eyes, the Harper Stare has the ability to strike fear into the hearts of men and women alike. It is said that those who fall victim to the Harper Stare become immediately immobilized mentally. Bravery turns to cowardice. Victory instantly turns to defeat. In modern times, those possessing the ability of the Harper Stare have a biological "I win button".
Guy: WHY DID YOU SMASH MY CAR AND BURN DOWN MY HOUSE? IM CALLING THE COPS ON YOU!!
Harper: *Harper Stare*
Guy: why...did...i...smash my car and....burn...my house down? I...should call the police on myself.
God: The Harper Stare has taken control.

Brawl Stars 

The newest game by supercell that took my friends from me
You guys wanna play Brawl Stars?
Brawl Stars by SuckMyFreakingb January 22, 2019

rewrite the stars 

Another meaning to rewrite faith or defying your destiny by creating your own.
Rewrite the Stars...The Greatest Showman
rewrite the stars by Vanna0303 February 25, 2018

Jewnited States of America 

The paradisal, prelapsarian Eden that the United States is morphing into under the stewardship of Jewish politicians and billionaire-funded NGOs where the few Caucasians who survived the purges of the 2020s will be sent to work underground in mines or consigned to museums for posterity to delight and inspire the imaginations of the hoards of immigrants who replaced them
The ADL and SPLC are drafting a new constitution for the Jewnited States of America in close consultation with rabbis and Talmudic scholars.

Lightskin stare 

To stare like in a weird, flirtatious way. Usually accompanied by the pursing and/or licking of one's lips, Raising one eyebrow, and playing Sin City by Chrishan

Also known as rizzing
Alex: yo, Felix got that Lightskin stare!
Tyrone: Dayum!
Lightskin stare by PonianYoutube January 7, 2023

Nigga stare 

When someone talking some crazy shit, u just gotta nigga stare
Nigga stare by Mr joe m. October 7, 2020