friend hoe 

When someone goes around and calls everyone their bestfriends

She just told multiple that they're her bestfriend, what a friend hoe

friend hoe by Uaufhjaka November 6, 2015

friend group

A friend group is a collection of people from one part of your life, who don't necessarily know people from your other friend groups.

1. "This is going to be fucked tonight, like 3 of my friend groups are all blending at this party."

2. "I can't believe my co-workers, my BFF from grade school, and my grrls are all going to be here tonight. How random! I hate it when my friend groups collide - aarrggh!

friend group by Jeanyis June 10, 2008

friend of leslie 

A lesbian

A female who prefers relationships with other females.

A handsome woman

Whoa, look at that chick with the wifebeater and boxers showing. She must be a friend of leslie.

friend of leslie by Spunky Union July 3, 2007

Friend Pirate 

An individual who has mastered the art of stealing the friends of others, specifically ex-girlfriends, through a complex issuance of charm, generosity, flirtation, and guile.

Ever since Shaniqua and Doug broke up all her friends want to kick w/ him.... he's a total friend pirate!

Friend Pirate by Foster G August 29, 2009

Friend Pruning 

The act of removing multiple friends on one's friend list on social networking sites such as facebook and myspace

Why does Susan have less friends than usual on facebook?
Probably just doing a routine friend pruning on the people she doesn't like.

Friend Pruning by Ben Fong March 3, 2010

Friend Timeout 

When you and your friend are talking, conversating, or just haning out; and they do something controversial or just plain a dickhead move, you can put them on a friend timeout. Just like in basketball, T them up and call a friend timeout. when you call a friend timeout you must designate the time period for which you will not be friends. This can either be like a funny haha 1 min friend timeout, or a wow u really pissed me off 4 hour friend timeout. The length of the friend timeout is really up to you, and when you call it. In this time alloted, anything goes. You are not friends at this point so really the point is to be a complete jackass to this person for the next however minutes or even days. Becare of the severity of the friend timeout, you really don't want to lose any friends over it, it's more of a joke.

While me and my roomates were sitting at our apartment one of my roomates dog started to hump me. I started to bump him off of me but my friend said just let him finish, and tried to pull out the friend card on me. That is completely unacceptable so I put him on a friend timeout. I T-ed him up and told him we weren't friends for the next 20 minutes, where I was basicallhy a dick to him the whole time.

Friend Timeout by dbrock September 26, 2010

Friend Hierarchy 

When someone has lots of friends, they'll be a hierarchy going from bestie to last resort friend. The higher up you on the hierarchy the more events you'll be invited to secrets you'll be told.

Jess: Hey did Nat invite you to her birthday party?

Brenda: Nope, she told me I'm not high enough on the friend hierarchy. She's only inviting besties and close friends.

Brad: Shit did you hear Dan's engaged!
Carl:Yeah, can't believe he got his girlfriend pregnant!
Brad:Wait what?
Carl:Shit I wasn't supposed to tell you that, you're too low on the friend hierarchy.

Tim:Hey I heard you booked an escape room, can I come?
Kath: I'm sorry but there's very few spaces, only those at the top of the friend hierarchy are coming.

Tim: Ah ok, fair enough.

Friend Hierarchy by mrperson123 August 25, 2017