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sneaker head 

One who is in love with but not limited to Jordans, Forces, Dunks, Maxes, etc.

Willing to camp out and face lines that wind around blocks for a pair of once in a lifetime exclusives!

On the verge of bankruptcy because the addiction is THAT serious.

Misunderstood by non sneaker heads as wasting money and are constantly told that they will get over it or that "it's just a phase.

Likely to kill you if you step on their kicks.

Running out of closet space because the boxes can only stack up so high...

Marks calendar for release dates and hates seeing fakes.

Lives for the first time they open the box and that new sneaker smell just fills up the air. HATES CREASES.
Person A: Yo Shirley doesn't stop buyin shoes! She just got another pair of Jordans..

Person B: Damn, she's a sneaker head...

I AM A SNEAKER HEAD

Jeek Da Sneak'n 

It is when a person, whos name is jake, does shady stuff and sneaks around...
"Yo man have u seen jake lately?"

"Naw dood i heard he's been Jeek Da Sneak'n with uncle jerry"

sneaker poo

When you're out in public and go to the bathroom thinking you're only going to pee and a poo sneaks out making your 2 minute bathroom visit into 15 minutes.
Jenn went to the bathroom at the restaurant and came out 15 min later, her friends knew it was a case of the sneaker poo!
sneaker poo by Hudge72 May 6, 2017

stall sneakage 

When at lunch your friend escorts you to the bathroom and as you go in the stall she stealhily sneaks in with you. Resulting in hot passionate bathroom sex. Of course this only works with lesbians...unless it's a unisex bathroom?
Jennifur had been checkin me out alll day so I wasn't surprised when she used the stall sneakage attack to get inside my pants. It was all good til we fell into the toilet...

Sneak Dissin 

Someone talking about someone else behind their back without them knowing
Bruh that bitch stay sneak dissin about someone like say it to my face what you scared of
Sneak Dissin by boujieebihh December 7, 2018

Sneako Style 

the act of sitting in the corner jerking off while your loved one being fucked.
Charly: Is your boyfriend going to join the us?
Ashly: No, he like it sneako style.
Sneako Style by azo. March 17, 2023