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You can't take a horse to water

An old Canadian expression meaning you can't physically take someone and force them to do what they absolutely don't want to do.
Putin needs to learn what you can't take a horse to water means. The Ukrainians won't just roll over and give him their country.

I can't even hold you 

"yo I can't even hold you lily said u a bitch"

Your Grandpap can't fap 

The action in which an individual in a deathly situation when insulted with "your granny tranny" takes the last insult that also ends their opponents life.

If you were to survive the "your granny tranny" insult, this insult would leave you, and your opponent, and their family in an instant death.
Bob: Your mom gay!

Jim: Your dad lesbian!

Bob: You leave me no choice, Jim

Jim: No! Don't do it!

Bob: your granny tranny

*Jim collapses from cardiac arrest*
Jim's Final words: Your Grandpap can't fap ...
*Bob and his whole entire family dies of spontaneous combustion*

If you can’t take the banter get out the kitchen

A phrase used to describe a non-banterous bitch who can’t take my jokes
Wow stop getting offended easily yk if you can’t take the banter get out the kitchen

I have an idea now he can’t breath 

A quote said from the 2nd child himself Tubbo
Go to the pool with your friend and say I have an idea now he can’t breathe while drowning them

Well, you can't do that with a regular spoon. 

A phrase to describe a situation that shouldn't have been able to happen to begin with but through the pettiness of the universe, did happen.
*At work I reached up to grab a sandwich box, the spring attached to the box holding mechanism broke causing all the boxes to fall onto the ground and knocking over food in the process.*

Me: Well, you can't do that with a regular spoon.