Moist pancake

A guy who's back had been splooshed on

This guy here is a moist pancake you can tell by the stain on his shirt

Moist pancake by Woodduck318 January 22, 2026

Hunsberger Moist Towlette 

You pick up a Irish night Walker from the Gloucester City NJ area and you and 6 friends get a strong Meth rage going and take it out on the night walkers rectum for hours until she unleashes her innards to a full prolapse and said prolapse is the Hunsberger Moist Towlette

On warm summers evening in 1997 poo and the gang gave Sharon a Hunsberger Moist Towlette she had to wear a diaper for months

Hunsberger Moist Towlette by Boba fette February 2, 2019

keep it moist 

a conversation ender like good day or goodbye
means keep it real or have a nice day

ryan: alright im rollin out
josh: aight man keep it moist

keep it moist by Ryan T and Josh I December 7, 2007

Stay Moist 

An effective and polite way of saying goodbye to someone, or ending a conversation. Generally said to express good wishes when parting ways.

"Was nice hanging out, see you later."
"Stay moist!"

Stay Moist by TacoConsumer February 6, 2018

big moist 

An incredibley gurthy man whom you wouldn't expect to pack such a dong

"Hey did you hear Nate is a big moist?" "Yeah! Who would've thought?"

big moist by Doomski January 9, 2017

Frumpy Moist Pigeon

Noun - the end result of masturbating, shaving your pubes, and pooping all in one toilet sitting.

I was gonna go to the bathroom, but my friend Grant left behind a Frumpy Moist Pigeon in the toilet.

Frumpy Moist Pigeon by Cookie_Beard November 4, 2012

Big Moist Filthy Mommy Obommy 

A big mosit and filthy mommy obommy, just simply that

dude, she is SUCH a BMFMO(Big Moist Filthy Mommy Obommy)

Big Moist Filthy Mommy Obommy by MysticJutsu June 22, 2021