Sweaties 

A group of Enlisted service members, who are known to conduct shady and unscrupulous activities while together. These activities include excessive drinking, poor financial decisions, and heavy tobacco use. Often used by Officers behind closed doors.

Officer 1: “Did you hear what my troops got into over the weekend? They all got so fucked up after the game, they threw the chairs out the window and burnt all the mattresses!”

Officer 2: “Damn we can’t trust these fuckin sweaties to do anything right!”

Sweaties by Sweaty1 October 8, 2020

sweatessey 

One who sweats profoundly

"That guy with the backsweat is such a sweatessey"

sweatessey by icbheo June 8, 2007

sweater midgets

Women who have large breasts that wear clothing which conceals their large breasts and when the clothing comes off the twins are revealed in amazement.

Rachel was wearing a large shirt and when she took off her shirt to my surprise her sweater midgets were revealed.

sweater midgets by Wags25 December 9, 2008

sweater necklace 

another name for scarf

Matthew: "What do you want to get Mommy for Christmas?"

Adam: "A sweater necklace."

sweater necklace by @d@m :: @m@nd@ February 3, 2010

sweater fat 

when you buy a sweater that is too big for your actual size
thus giving you a lot of extra cloth
producing the effect that you have a lot of fat

when you actually have sweater fat

Person 1: "Dude go do some jump ropes"
Person 2: " ugh..it's annoying with all this sweater fat"

sweater fat by Our Twig November 22, 2010

sweetie slam 

a person who is thoughtful of the needs, desires, and concerns of others.

The word is derived from slampiece, but rejects the negative connotation, much like how black people are allowed to say the "N" word.

"Oh Willis, you got me extra hot sauce packets? You're such a thoughtful little sweetie slam."

sweetie slam by susettajones December 18, 2012

Sweatering 

the act of wearing a sweater

Those girls posted pictures of themselves on Facebook sweatering.

Sweatering by wifeofnialler December 24, 2012