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Weed Wacker

Someone who smokes marijuana and masturbates, often at the same time.
Scott: Today i met this guy in rehab. He told me about that he's addicted to pot and jacking off.

Eli: Oh, so he's a Weed Wacker?
Weed Wacker by TheBigSTD August 11, 2010
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wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men

A more common name for the advertising device that is also known as an Airdancer. It is a plastic humanoid shaped hollow 'bag' that when supplied with an air flow inflates and appears to flail around.
Uses include:
Attract Customers to your business.
Make a splash at your next presentation.
Keep grandma company.
Protect your crops.
Confuse your neighbours.
African American? Hail a cab.
Testify at church.
Or just raise the roof.
"Thanks to a shipping error I am now currently overstocked on wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube men, and I am passing the savings on to you!!"
Wackeyy your very pog and so is your cat!

Spazzy Wacky 

It's when you get into a physical altercation with someone for a wack, or stupid, reason.
Don't you DARE go spazzy wacky with me, boo! The shade I threw yo' way is REAL!
Spazzy Wacky by shadyboo June 24, 2016
A person, who is in the Fire, EMS, or Police service, or one who badly wants to be apart of such service. A wacker always has the latest gear, the "coolest" shirts and plenty of stickers on his car. Wackers often overdoo everything, such as lights, sirens, or expensive equipement. These items are almost always paid out-of-pocket, as no organization can justify that much wasted spending. Wackers are most commonly between the agest of 14 and 30, and are usually trying to show off to others, how "cool" they are for being a Firefighter, EMT, Police officer, or for wanting to be one of the above. A Wacker can often be found with their radio turned way up, so that everyone can hear it from a mile radius, or sitting around their local headquarters trying to catch any scrap of action going on in any of the surrouding districts.
"Hey look at that kid with his saturn, he joined the fire department last week and now he has a lightbar and stickers all over it, what a wacker!!"
Wacker by S. Santa August 30, 2006

wacky tabacky

Awesome term for weed bud cannabis that they used in a simpsons flashback episode thing...
"Is it wacky tabacky?"
"The Wackyest"
wacky tabacky by Hikyuu May 26, 2005