Distortion Sweater 

that awkward moment when you listen to Sweater Weather in 5th grade and realize you’re bisexual.

person one: dude I have MASSIVE distortion sweater vibes rn
person two: man, that was me two years ago!

Distortion Sweater by waluigigorl4200 December 10, 2019

Tim sweater 

A Tim sweater is a sweater with one color, this may include a logo of motive of some sort.
The Tim sweater is recognisable by the material used on the inside of the sweater. This needs to be soft and warm to the touch.

Person 1: "He has a lovely Tim sweater"
Person 2: "Yes! What brand is it?"
Person 1: "Pull & wqBear probably"

Tim sweater by tieslover123 March 13, 2020

Water Sweater 

What you wear after taking a shower or bath also see bath robe

Just got out of the bath and my Water Sweater is soft and warm.

Water Sweater by viHartFan April 24, 2020

Man Sweater 

The body hair of a human man that covers the torso so well it’s almost as if they have a sweater made of hair.

“He has a lot of body hair, a full on Man Sweater!”

“I have a Man Sweater underneath my coat!”

Man Sweater by Farting4Days May 6, 2020

Fuzzy Sweater 

When a girl stops shaving her pubes.

She asks you if you want to put on a fuzzy sweater.

Fuzzy Sweater by fire crotch canon September 21, 2020

droopy sweater 

a piece of shit loser that nobody cares about

hey, have you ever heard of droopy sweater on twitter.com?

who?

droopy sweater by droooopy March 9, 2021

Brown Sweater 

when you dick is covered in poo

"god damn that hoe gave me a brown sweater" " Mom loves to give my bro brown sweaters all the time"

Brown Sweater by ninjafighter157 March 26, 2021