coked up 

A retard's (or an old fart's) way of referring to being under the influence of cocaine.

Grandpa: Tommy, why don't you come over tomorrow night so you can get coked up with your favorite granddaddy
Tommy: *sigh* Grandpa, that's not how you say it. Plus you shouldn't be doing cocaine, you're like practically dead

coked up by blahblahblahthatadoreme January 8, 2011

dark comedy 

a movie that is not funny.

Burn After Reading is a dark comedy.

dark comedy by Brewhaus November 12, 2009

Comedy Genius 

When someone say some dumb ass shit trynna and it’s lame you hit em with this

*somebody says anything*
(Insert retarded joke)
“Wow, comedy genius award for Jake.”

Comedy Genius by Gillmo February 9, 2019

urinal cord 

A tube that pee passes through.

"Adam's got mad krusties in his urinal cord."

urinal cord by Adam's got mad krusties October 11, 2006

divine comedy 

a trick played by God on man; divine joke.

His house was destroyed in a fire. A few days later, he lost his son in a road accident. What a divine comedy!

divine joke, twist of fate, misfortune, good luck, bonanza

His house was destroyed in a fire. A few days later, he lost his son in a road accident. What a divine comedy!

divine comedy by uttam maharjan July 13, 2011

The Comedian 

When receiving fellatio, as you begin to climax you tell a joke and your semen comes out your partner's nose.

I totally pulled the Comedian on Bejan last night, I spooged right through his nose.

The Comedian by L. Dog September 30, 2006

extension cord 

penis, phallus, male genitalia

"electrified me with his long extension cord"

extension cord by eytan ben-amnon March 13, 2007