Yob NFG 

You out bitch, no fucks givin

Yob NFG

Yob NFG by YOB NFG September 30, 2022

Agri-yob

Rather common, potentially fearsome and almost entirely insane lower-class countryside dweller wont to shouting "GET ARFF MOY LARND!" and pointing a 12-bore at one. Fond of tractors, cider and unpleasant acts with farmyard creatures, he or she serves a purpose. Quite whatthat is, apart from making a good beater and emptying the slurry pit occasionally, is moot.

Not to be confused with the Barbourian, which is a far higher caste of rural inhabitant altogether.

Better somehow, than town-centric, SUV-driving types, whose prisitne vehicles climb nothing higher than the kerb outside the local Waitrose.

Referred to in Blur's Coffee and TV, the agri-yob also features in the film Straw Dogs and in Waugh's novel Scoop.

From Coffee and TV:

"Do you go to the country?
It isn't very far.
There's people there who will hurt you
Cos of who you are…"

Agri-yob by Roo August 12, 2009

Bro-yob 

A blowjob given by a brother (not in relation but in spirit).

Tim's wife was out of town so he had his homeslice, Chad, give him a bro-yob to make him less lonesome.

He swears he doesn't give bro-yob but there is to much evidence to prove it.

Bro-yob by DaBrochachos September 28, 2014

posh yob 

A schoolchild, generally male, who attends a private school and wreaks havoc around the hang out of their choice, eg Hampstead or Highgate.

"Posh yobs urinated in that lady's flowerpot, did you hear?"

posh yob by Salome January 13, 2006

Callous Yob

Words used commonly by newspapers in the United Kingdom to name degenerate youths. Yob is 'boy' backward and it was used to refer to lower class boys by the upper class commonly in the 19th century. Words are generally used at the beginning of a sentence followed by a petty crime which benefits no-one that the yobs have committed.

Newspaper: "Callous Yobs break octogenarians mobility scooter while laughing."

Callous Yob by yeah buoy September 24, 2018

blow yob 

the way mexicans without there green cards pronounce blow job

"hey chica come over here and give me a blow yob", the spic said to the woman moments after back stroking his ass across the river.

blow yob by juan (non us citizen) valdez January 12, 2008

taf yag yob 

if you flip the letters around you’ll know do it separately for example taf = fat

williams a taf yag yob

taf yag yob by anonymous#210 February 1, 2024