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Dont call yourself a model if you aint been in vogue 

Talking about doing something without actually backing it up.
Dont talk the talk if you cant walk the walk
Person 1 - i have been putting in so much efforts in the gym lately.

Person 2 - “Dont call yourself a model if you aint been in vogue”

The five elements of voguing 

This dance style was developed in the 1960’s in the Black and Latino Gay Ballroom Scene in Harlem New York. It was inspired by Vogue Magazine and the poses models would strike in order to be photographed. Examples of this art form can be seen in the film Paris is Burning.

And fuck Madonna’s video. The bitch!!!!

The five foundational elements of Voguing are: Hand/Arm Performance, Catwalk, Duckwalk, Spins & Dips and Floor Performance. From these five pivotal elements arise three primary styles:

Old Way: formerly also known as pop dip & spin or performance. This is the original voguing style and the basis for the development of the subsequent contemporary styles. Voguing in the old way it its purest form is a dance duel between two rivals. New Way and Vogue Fem grew from this foundational form.

New way: characterized by its precision in creating complex angles, boxes, lines and illusions with the arms, wrists and hands. It was used by performers inspired by the extreme flexibility and poses of contortionists, gymnast, yoga practitioners and haute couture fashion.

Vogue Fem is based on Old Way performance and embodies an extremely feminine appearance and movement. Its influences come from Modern Dance, Ballet, Figure Skating and Pantomime. The two characteristic dynamics in the presentation of this style are: “dramatic” – very fast with impressive and “soft & cunt” that emphasizes the grace and beauty of women by rather slow movements.
The five elements of voguing are analogous to the five elements of Hip-Hop; and, both art forms borrowed the five elements structure from Kung Fu movies shown on 42nd street before Disney and gentrification turned The Deuce into a tourist trap,

Vogelism 

The action commands given to the crowd by the vocalist of a band (usually a hardcore band). Also referred to as "mosh calls"

Examples of commonly used vogelisms:

"Lets see some stage dives."
"More stage dives!"
"More FUCKIN' stage dives!"
"Move Up!"
"C'MON!"
"Sing with me!"
"Move the person next to you."
"SMASH the person next to you!"
"Jump on someone's head!"
"C'MON!"
Mindforce vocalist Jay suggested "more kickboxing" from the crowd. This is a vogelism that I have never heard before.

No one has better use of vogelisms than the lead singer of Terror.
Vogelism by Stage Dive Jesus February 1, 2022

vague date 

A phrase coined by Teresa Strasser of the Adam Carolla Show on Free FM which refers to social outings that would normally be considered dates, but where one of the two people involved seems completely oblivious to the concept of dating. This is generally characterized by a lack of interest in conversation or flirting, an aimless absence of direction or goals for the evening, and possibly an uncomfortable revelation that the event was never intended to be date. This can be blamed on the modern tendency for self-absorption and a narcissistic belief that you shouldn't have to put forth any effort to be interesting or even pleasant.
I ended up going on a vague date with Jim. We went and saw a stupid buddy comedy and ate at Starbucks, but he split when he got a phone call from a friend to play basketball.

I don't even know if the date I was on with Nancy was a date, because she kept talking to me about how great it was to be single. I think it was some weird vague date.
vague date by Talmanes May 30, 2007

Vague Post 

A post on social media that contains no context and remains unclear and confusing to most if not all of the readers. The OP (Original Poster) usually makes a Vague Post to gain attention by having people comment below to ask what the post is about. Vague Posts are usually best ignored. If you can't let it go, comment with "That's a vague post" and link to its definition on Urban Dictionary.
YOUR VAGUE POST FRIEND POSTS: "Well, I'm not doing THAT again."

YOU COMMENT: "Not doing *what* again?"
SOMEONE ELSE COMMENTS: "Are you okay?"
ANOTHER PERSON COMMENTS: "What happened?"
YOUR VAGUE POST FRIEND REPLIES HOURS LATER: "Ugh, it's not even worth getting into."

vagueposting

Making posts on social media that either

1. Give off a vague feeling of sadness or other emotional issues to prompt others into asking what's wrong and generally shower said poster with attention

2. Talk smack about someone without mentioning them
Two kinds of vagueposting you've probably seen before

1 .Person 1:"Just when you think you know people..."

Person 2: "Awwww is everything alright?"

Person 1: "I don't wanna talk about it"

2. Person: "Yeah you may have my man now but at least I didn't win him over with nudes lol bye bitch "

Everyone else reading the post: *thinking* We all know who you're talking about, girl