twilight 

that book by stephenie meyer which caused the vampire genre to be classified as a "teenage love-story" instead of "badaas stories of hardcore blood drinkers". teenages girls eat this shit up for some reason.

Teenage Girl:OMG ILOVE TWILIGHT EDWARD IS SO HOT!!!1!!!ONE!!!!11!!!1!
Chuck Norris:*roundhouse kick*
Mr.T:SHUT UP, FOOL!
Kool-Aid Man:OH YEAH!

twilight by ShatteredBomb February 4, 2009

Twilight New GOON 

The name for a male who has gone to see the new twilight movie (Twilight New Moon).

Mike: Brad is so pussy-whipped that he went to see the new Twilight Movie with his girlfriend.

Tom: Are you serious?

Mike: Yup.

Tom: What a twilight new goon.

Twilight New GOON by KayFizzle November 21, 2009

Twilight 

A series about vampires that is guarenteed to make you 25% dumber each time you read it.

Twilight raped my brain.

Twilight by bagbird January 9, 2009

Twilight 

A Young Adult Fiction book/series with vampire thrown in for the hell of it. Is commonly (and wrongly) mistaken for a fantasy book when it is clearly not. Many teenage and (sadly) child girls have become sucked into the fad that it Twilight and they have no idea what a real vampire is because the vampires in Twilight sparkle in the sun instead of burning and they do not have fangs.

Also, the main girl cannot think for herself

Fangirl: OMG!!!!! I LOOOOOOOOOVE TWILIGHT!!!! IT'S SO REALISTIC!!!!!!!! I WANT AN EDWARD!!!!!
Normal, non-obsessed girl/(more likeley)boy: Uhuh, riiiight

Twilight by ActDanceSing February 22, 2010

Twilight Fan

A person who reads and/or is obsessed with the popular series, Twilight by Stephenie Meyer. Usally decides to be on either Team Edward, Team Jacob, both, or neither. Really obsessed and rereads the books over and over again trying to get every little part out of it. May also go on stepheniemeyer.com to read parts that were edited out or preveiws.

Ashley: Hi Alicia! Have you read the first chapter of Midnight Sun on Stephenies Meyer's website?

Alicia: Pfft! Of course i have, im a true Twilight Fan, Team Edward Forever!! I've read the books like 59783787458738728 times!

Twilight Fan by Ashley M. T. August 4, 2008

Twilight Years 

The last years of a person's life. Someone in their twilight years is often elderly.

"My grandma became incredibly mean in her twilight years"

Twilight Years by Hello My Darling September 1, 2011

twilight princess 

The latest installment to The Legend of Zelda game series which was created by Nintendo's own Shigeru Miyamoto during the late 80's. The official release date for it on gamecube is December 12, 2006 while for Wii, it's November 19.

Hopefully, the game will be better than its predecessors. It sure looks like it will be, though.

Dude! I can't WAIT for Twilight Princess to come out! I HAVE to be the first to play it!

twilight princess by The_Orthodox October 25, 2006