with the shits 

To be down to do more than simply kiss

"Mic, she just ate you?"
"Nah, she's not with the shits fam"

"Yo Kenny, I'm talking to this new female, I think she's with the shits"

with the shits by The Lame February 16, 2020

The Shits

One of the best bands ever, they are from new mexico and can play anyting well be it - rock and roll, prog rock, emo, metal, alternative, ska, nu, progressive, punk, pop-punk.....

The Shits play good musci. Period. just call it music don't stick a stupid label on it beyond music.

The Shits by anonymous October 22, 2004

Ghost of the Shits 

1. Flatulence, or as the youngsters of today call it, a "fart." This is a natural expulsion of gases through the rectum which can often be thought of as humorous, embarrassing, and -- if your into that -- even erotic. 2. A paranormal entity either living inside your ass or having been expelled through the rectum during the bathroom process known as pooping, crapping, or shitting, these can often cause problems such as unnecessarily vomit-inducing smell or a streak in the underpants. Be cautious and consult your neighborhood exorcist. 3. You feel the need to poop and go to the bathroom, but as soon as you sit down, nothing will come out except a fart (loudness, duration, and wetness will vary).

1.)

Peter: *farts loudly*
Jane: Eww! did you just fart? That's disgusting.
Peter: No, I just let out a Ghost of the Shits. I think it's pretty funny.

2.)
There is a Ghost of the Shits in the bathroom and he keeps making fun of my tiny dick. Please make him stop.

3.)
Brian: Oh God, it was just a Ghost of the Shits.

Chris: You mean we had to stop at the bathroom for nothing?

Brian: I seriously thought I had to go, but I guess not.

Ghost of the Shits by UncreativeUsername June 8, 2014

the shits

1. Vindaloo + edibility
2. Bad, a ruder version of "down in the dumps"
3. AOL

Dude, that vindaloo gave me the shits!

-=-=-=-

Argh, Mellanie dumped me, and now I'm feeling the shits from losing her...

-=-=-=-

Peter: Hey Micheal, the shits sent us another frisbee in the mail today!

Micheal: Great! Let's go play with it in the garden, then add it to our other two thousand free discus! Thanks AOL!

the shits by (>'.')> Nick Bull <('.'<) September 15, 2008

with the shits 

constipated

why's he so with the shits?

with the shits by TurbanGuy4k January 29, 2020

the shits

The good human attributes that contribute to success.

With his overall excellent physical and mental facilities, health and financial savvy, he has the shits to acquire and maintain his independent, mortgage-free, rent-free, leisurely and sporting life, even with a wife and several children. I'm not so endowed.

the shits by Milt Alwin December 18, 2008

The shits

When you really need to take a dump.

Friend: Yo, let's go get some food

Me: Nah man I got the shits

The shits by Crabtastic November 17, 2014