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the scooping method

scooping poop into hand, from butthole, so no splashes or sounds are made in public restrooms.
Did you just use a public restroom?
Yeah man but it's ight because I used the scooping method!Good job old chap!
the scooping method by sfgdfg June 30, 2008

The scooby doo 

When you are shagging in the scooby position but you accidentally jinkies inside her mystery van, and react by shouting Ruh Roh!!!
I Fucked up Man! I did the scooby doo last night and now Im gunna be a daddy!

The Scotsman's Curse 

When one inevitably falls back to pursuing his ex girlfriend after a few fruitless months
"How is Moises in both the Singles Scots chat and the Tied Down Scots chat?" Pine asks

"I think he's fallen victim to The Scotsman's Curse." Nick replies

The Scott Popsicle Test 

The Scott Popsicle Test is a test in which a man measures his penis concerning the gag reflex via a popsicle. The aforementioned popsicle must be long enough to induce the gag reflex. If the length of the penis surpasses or matches the popsicle, it means that it has passed the popsicle test. Thus, you can gag someone with that shlong!
Sure, it's big enough, but did it pass the Scott Popsicle Test?
The Scott Popsicle Test by Danny2242 February 13, 2021

doin the scoob 

Austin: "Hey Andrew, wanna play some MTG?"
Andrew: "Not right now, Khayla and I are doin the scoob"
Austin: "Ok, well have fun with that"

want to see the scooping room? 

If you hear this from circus baby, you’re fucked. You will die
-Want to see the scooping room? (Circus baby, fnaf sister location)