ants in the pants

someone who has a bug in there pubes like crabs.

jessica is really hot" "yeah but i heard shes got ants in the pants.

ants in the pants by stackattack January 13, 2011

poop the pants 

1. A statement which can be used when one has nothing to say and wishes to indulge in a self-conversation.
2. Pooping the pants.

Michael: Poop the pants.

poop the pants by Nathan Algren June 21, 2004

Over the Pants Squeeze Tease 

An accidental dick-grab when one is unbalanced or falling over and reaches for something to grab onto for support. This usually lasts for a short period of time, followed by a considerable amount of awkwardness, so it is considered a 'tease' rather than a full squeeze job. Bonus points getting the whole hand around the girth of the penis.

When I was at the ice skating rink last week, I gave my friend an over the pants squeeze tease, after which I bruised my tailbone on the ice.

Over the Pants Squeeze Tease by puglover90 December 9, 2014

over the pants disco party 

When you get a girl off by frantically rubbing her clitoris on the outside of her pants.

I totally creamed my pants last night at the movie theater when my boyfriend gave me an over the pants disco party.

over the pants disco party by Tittsmcgee November 1, 2017

Roll call before the pants fall 

To check the amount of available toilet paper before deciding to begin a crap.

John: Be sure to have a roll call before the pants fall! This place has that cheap ass thin toilet paper.

Roll call before the pants fall by bobjoe6200 December 18, 2012

take it in the pants 

When you need to crap so bad that you know your not going to make it to the bathroom. So you just decide to "take it in the pants"

"Lordy, the bathroom is closed. I quess I will just have to take it in the pants ".

take it in the pants by Captain Breed April 12, 2017

what the pants 

An interesting variation on "what the fuck".

Guy #1: What the pants is Erica doing?
Guy #2: I have no pantsing clue.

what the pants by Lana Banana June 22, 2005